You would have had to waterboard that shit out of me, holy shit. This admission feels more movement inducing than anything that could be leaked about JFK.

Chinese League players and NA League players when the firewall comes down

Remember that picture made by a man dying from AIDS where the point was to show the paint dribbling down to signify how life their was being cut short? Then that AI bro finishes it, the patterns are all fucked up, and then asks a LLM to speak as if it’s the artist. It goes “omg, thank you! It looks great! I love the power of artistic cooperation!”

That shit FUCKING SUCKED.

Posted about feeling generalized anxiety, got cuddle emotes in return. It’s good enough for me.

Spent a lot of time fucking around with ideas like my life being predetermined and consciousness being an illusion. I’ll stick to conventional wisdom about my own ability to affect change in my life.

Any particular reason why we need a Shrek 5? It’s just $$$ right?

covering her big, goofy ears was bad

Wait, what if you hired someone to represent you in an interview? You could have a professional interviewer who paints the applicant in the best light possible. Take 10% of every paycheck for the first 6 months if they get hired, call it a day.

Give me that with 80% less intrigue. Replace the intrigue with scenes created by martial artists and stuntmen who have coordinated with one another in discord calls for 2 months while making a minecraft base together. Release episodic vlogs of the minecraft server as marketing. One jedi with a lightsaber played by Peter Dinklage. Then, two years later, Gladiator III goes FULL TILT into battle mages ala Naruto.

You’re welcome for the billion dollar idea.

Blue maga be like

You know how every accusation is a confession? Do you ever feel like the strategy of just getting some talking head to support your candidate used to work on people? Like Johnny Carson probably had some double digit % effect in a swing states. The way they want to ban tiktok means that somebody was probably popping off about Israel 60 years ago and they just took them off the airways.

Me screaming in the prison of my mind when I say that I’m extra skeptical of Harvard’s alumni instead of looking up to them. They’ll advocate for dogshit about terrorizing people with drones or fixing bread prices

Bit idea: apply to jobs with the express desire to get hired and ghost them after two weeks

My friends and I, while abroad, would eat so many meals at “the halal place” (we didn’t bother to learn the restaurant’s actual name). If we didn’t want to get something more signature to the country, we’d order their fried chicken over rice. I don’t actually have anything more to contribute nor can I justify this story with relevance.

Every accusation is a confession

I’d throw a dart at a list of water parks in the US, go to that park’s food court, and post a picture of the price of food. I guarantee it’s creepier than those pictures.

I can’t tell you how relieved I was to go places outside the anglosphere, and sometimes even in the anglosphere, and being fed for a price comparable to going to a US grocery store even while being a captive audience.

“The donor deliberately misinformed prospective parents about the number of children he had already fathered in the past,” the district court in The Hague said.

“All these parents are now confronted with the fact that the children in their family are part of a huge kinship network, with hundreds of half-siblings, which they did not choose,” it said.

The court considered it “sufficiently plausible” that this has or could have negative psychosocial consequences for the children.

This included psychological problems around identity and fears of incest.

[…]

“The interests of the children weigh too heavily and that is why it is forbidden for the gentleman to give further semen.”

Idk, that sounds kind of dumb. Sounds like an “I consent. I consent. I don’t.” type of dynamic. But I can hear the black pill seething at this situation like the Eye of Sauron gazing into my soul looking for imperfections.

Awesome! Nondescript, persistent anxiety. My favorite. I biked to a peaceful, green park and it followed me. I ate, I have water, and I’m doing my favorite activities.

I suppose I didn’t touch the grass on my way over. Maybe that’s what it is?

Remember that time Kakashi pretends to be mad at Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke during the bell test and he makes the clouds roll in and thunder start striking? How did he do that shit?