RamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agoIt's dialectical you seehexbear.netimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up184arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up180arrow-down1imageIt's dialectical you seehexbear.netRamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square45fedilinkfile-text
Original Meme TIL, after years of playing Stardew Valley on-off, that Pierre apparently has quite the (well-deserved) hatedom.
minus-squareGlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days agoWhy can’t I romance JoJo guy?
minus-squarethethirdgracchi [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·4 days agoBecause he’s not a person, he’s merely the living personification of capital itself.
minus-squareDefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·4 days agoJust imagine the RP possibilities after you marry him though! : “Have you considered renting out your farm to sharecroppers at slave wages to increase profits?”
minus-squareWashedAnus [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 days agoThat’s why I build cabins and force my friends to work my farm for free while I sell all the crops. Also, Junimo slave labor
minus-squareRamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days agoCounterpoint: Those little bastards made me go to great lengths to get five different varieties of manure for their stupid bundles so fuck em
minus-squareCyberSyndicalist [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days ago We have very strict rules against romantic entanglements with our corpo-humanoids
Why can’t I romance JoJo guy?
Because he’s not a person, he’s merely the living personification of capital itself.
Just imagine the RP possibilities after you marry him though!
: “Have you considered renting out your farm to sharecroppers at slave wages to increase profits?”
That’s why I build cabins and force my friends to work my farm for free while I sell all the crops.
Also, Junimo slave labor
Counterpoint: Those little bastards made me go to great lengths to get five different varieties of manure for their stupid bundles so fuck em
We have very strict rules against romantic entanglements with our corpo-humanoids