that upper lip (especially near the nose) pain is like temporarily entering another plane of existence

happy to hear it comrade!

Shower dynamics

I’m pretty sure they said no make up or glasses when I got my passport 🤔

nevermind lol, apparently light make up is fine. do you have anyone that could do it for you as a one off?

I hope it goes well

same. I like running, but no way am I running when it’s this hot

death to the zionist entity

every time I hear someone say “two state solution” my eyes roll into back of my head. they’ll continue to do genocidal shit until they’re completely dismantled

big fan of tall women

omg it’s legendary !shrekland@hexbear.net mod shitbird

yoooo now this is a candidate I can support

hell yeah, having a close family member be so supportive must be a huge comfort

yeaah it’s like 36c today

bernie sucks, who cares

might fuck around and wear make up today

the journey of too nervous to wear make up out, always wearing it out, too lazy to wear it out, to finally settling on sometimes wearing it out

must be why they left so quickly

real and true

source: lesbian of the clueless variety

I would say cry about it, but looks like they’ve got that covered

prominently listing comfy hoodies you can borrow on my girlfriend resume