You should make some posts here! Really liven things up!

Idk about you, but I don’t have a currency printing press in my basement

I can’t wait for him to break the margins on the news mega on my phone

Like, why would anyone invade the Baltics? I’m sure Russia has potato fields of their own.

He was certainly quirked up

They couped my bidet!

I don’t remember why I’ve been summoned

1. Held hands romantically?

OI! YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT LETTER OPENER M8???

STOP THIS FOWL PLAY AT ONCE!

The first Xanax-American president

God dammit. Can some chud this dude already? Tired of patsocs like him getting all the speaking gigs.

That’s why I build cabins and force my friends to work my farm for free while I sell all the crops.

Also, Junimo slave labor

Love being stuck in the intersection, turning left, and have to wait for five enormous pickup trucks to run the red light before I can clear the intersection.

“Alright dad, you’re gonna go out onstage, Fleet Foxes is gonna play, then-”

I’m an empty headed lib

Me, approaching with a toaster plugged into an extension cord