when the headline writer wants to say but knows they would face retaliation so they make it plausibly deniable the meaning could be they llike cops but realllly love turtles.

damn I can’t believe no-one ever thought to just simply ban lying

Something about this article really brought the libs out of the woodwork of my mastodon follows. Y’all are turning on the NYT only now… this was the straw for you not the on-going genocide, not the covid denial, not the sabotaging ol bernie, not the decades of imperialism but you’re ride or die for fucking Joe Biden while also most of you claiming to be some form of socialist…

She is a billionaire. Who else does the media exist to serve?

common Russia L

support should drop when we hit the sweat spot where the energy saving from running modern RISC devices over old CISC outweighs the energy cost of manufacturing replacements.

Culturally important dish is a cheap staple grain with easy to raise animal that has non-meat uses. For my next trick each culture will independently invent putting stuff inside of bread.

Simpsons did it

That was 2017 that’s ancient history, what am I going to do not use facebook? how will I know what my local bakery thinks will fix the homeless problem?

signature of the person who made it

I hate to kick you while your down but as a potential suitor I must also reject you on the grounds of overcompetence.

@Eugene_V_Dabs@hexbear.net 'cmon wake up please

getting a strong don’t let this website see your IP vibe

why does she have an X tattoo?

Mayo Pete in the wine cave with a havana syndrome gun.

nah

google is enshitified to the point that it’s probably for the best that boomers don’t use it to find locksmiths since they are less capable of sifting through the scam listings.

tell me that someone put this on a billboard before the election