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They have it at IKEA and I think Costco as well. It’s fun but takes a very small amount of time to adjust.

My brother might be coming the other way!

(It is gratifying that if you do a DDG search for this phrase, the top result is a video of someone running a red light.)

Secure the WOPR.

Extra medium?

My brother recently told me that, if he turned out to be autistic, it’d probably be okay because he likes figuring out the rulesets of complicated systems.

I learned that from Slumdog Millionaire.

What services?

I feel this very strongly - I could even have written this comment - but I’d like to mention that Adventure Time is amazing … Two seasons in. Before that, it’s not a good show.

I appreciate both your joke and, most especially, your username.

Like Marilyn Manson?

In a town in which I used to live, the post office is now a gynecologist’s office. However, because history features heavily in that town’s history, historic buildings are heavily preserved there, so the medical facility still appears, at least externally, to be a post office.

A friend of mine claims that he once went there and asked to “put something in a slot,” only to be rudely turned away. Given the phrasing, I’m pretty sure he was joking.

Did you live?

So how was it meeting Tony Hawk?

Be careful! There might be clams!

The only reason I care about getting wet is because it can be tedious to dry my glasses off if I have a wet shirt as well.

Really, though, unless it’s a ridiculous downpour I don’t get that wet. At maximum I’m exposed for <60 seconds as I walk from my car to the door of whatever facility I’m visiting.

If I choose to be outside long enough to get wet I either accept being wet or I stay under an awning of some sort.

That’s a fair point.

From what animal are fries made?

I have recently learned something similar of nurses.

I keep having to get tests that involve laying on my back, a position from which - due to my injuries - I have trouble recovering.

I’m a big fat guy. There’s no way a 120lbs nurse should be able to lift me up … But they do. It’s amazing and impressive.

In what did nuns train you?

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How did he punch himself over the internet? I can only imagine a boxing glove with an API.