It’s Bleacher Report, the only journalism-adjacent thing worse is Erik Lambert’s AI generated articles on Sports Mockery.

God has abandoned this game.

“Woah guys, a lot of draft picks don’t pan out, maybe the Bears should just avoid drafting in general??”

Our social media team has been taking as many L’s as the actual team over the past few years. This is up there with the lyrical lemonade 2020 schedule video.

The emperor’s new clothes look fantastic!

VJJ has been an interesting test of Bears fans self-delusion.

He was a reach at best in the draft and a head scratching pick from the get-go, he was awful year 1 with mistakes that 25 year olds should not be making in the NFL, and he’s continued to be awful.

I wish our fans would just be willing to trust their eyes and call things for what they are for once. Sometimes players and coaches are very bad very quickly and we don’t need to wait ~5 years to determine if they’re potentially decent.

Kevin Warren was shown on camera scribbling some notes on a piece of paper, and the optimist in me thinks he wrote “Eberflus=BAD” but the realist in me thinks it was probably just notes on the stadium.

Velus Jones Jr sucks and if you thought otherwise I really don’t know what to tell you.

How did we draft a guy in the 3rd round specifically for special teams and he’s literally too stupid to play special teams???