“No wants to work!”

“No one wants to interview us!”

This is one of those posts where an upbeat feels like I’m okay with these things when I’m not. This is incredibly discriminatory against opossums

We need to boycott Procter & Gamble!! They’re stealing our jobs and turning them into soap!

I’ll settle with panel 3, if possible

Could this be one of the reasons why Iove both dragons and crows? Because shiny?

That was twist ending worthy of early M night shamamamanamamalan

True. It’s still nice to see the downstairs are gone.

Stoned again, so 3 again

Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

An friendship ended over something this petty

A friend and I were sitting on the curb, legs stretched out over the bike lane. I saw a bike coming and I picked up our bag and got up. He didn’t move and got mad at me for doing that “without warning” right before the cyclist rode between us (that was the only path they had). Ex-friend then turned their ire towards the cyclist calling them rude and whatnot. Fortunately the cyclist kept riding. I was finally able to tell them the bike is why I moved. And dude just tried to justify they could sit there if we had just curled our legs, saying there was enough room for the bike to pass. Bro. The entire lane is for the bike. We were just taking advantage of the fact there were no bikes around when we sat down. I had thought he would have the same response I had when the cyclist came. Apparently not and he ranted about it the whole way home. I blocked him when he drove off.

ETA: he was problematic before that and the weed wasn’t worth it

Hopefully folks will read your edit and not download you for your mistake. Doubtful, but one can still hope.

Ernest movies are the kinda cringe one can be proud to admit to loving

I verbally oofed

Does that mean I became a slutt on graduation day?

It’s a condition, not a race. I just wanted a word or phrase to use that didn’t have a negative connotation to it.

3 was what I was thinking, but I was too stoned to be sure

Don’t feel bad about it. He wouldn’t judge you for it, so why should anyone else? Especially yourself?

Yeah, “poytle” has grown on me and I’ve already written it in

Yeah, that one