If I were a driver, I’d simply keep my automobile on land.
People who’ve never seen a pond in their rear view mirror don’t understand the struggle
mixed up her wets and her dries, rookie mistake
you’d think a shipping mogul would know better
Yeah, you can’t be having your wets getting dry, or dries getting wet like what happened here.
My car is just built different
Skill issue smh
lol
This is beautiful.
I learned recently that Drew Toothpaste stole that account from a trans woman and fucked over all the people that made stuff like that very image. The posts aren’t as good lately and half of them are hawking shirts and mugs, that’s why.
Really? I thought it was his account all along. Lame.
which account, dasharez0ne??
Never get in a helicopter, small plane, or Tesla
Don’t forget the submarine controlled by a discount Xbox controller.
Always felt bad for the kid that was afraid of going in the sub and his fuckin dad pressured the shit out of him into doing it
He’s about the only sympathetic character in that whole ordeal.
He was no angel
Oh for sure, just I sympathize with having a shithead father forcing you do stuff your gut says is wrong.
The problem wasn’t the controller, the problem was that the Xbox controller was one of the best design decisions on that sub.
I don’t even hate the fact that it used a controller (if what I heard is correct, imperialists also take design influence for fighter jets from game controllers), but the only controls for the submarine used FUCKING BLUETOOTH? Not a single emergency hard wired controller?
I said the best design decision, not a good design decision. Also I think the emergency ballast release was automatic. A Bluetooth controller is probably better than a homemade control system because COTS is usually a good idea.
Removed by mod
tragically drowned
debatable
“CEO on her Texas ranch”
Remember the LMAO
Curious. I backed my car up earlier and it was super easy. Didn’t drown, didn’t need to break a window to save myself. Maybe I’m just infinitely smarter.
if you’re smarter then why aren’t you a billionaire
Because I’m too busy thinking of ways to not drown in a pond.
during a gold rush, don’t be a gold miner, be a not-drowning-in-ponds-advice seller
Making a three point turn in a newer model x requires tapping on a touchscreen to shift between drive and reverse.
There’s also an optional “smart” feature that’s supposed to automatically switch into either drive or reverse but because it uses cameras and not ultrasonic sensors shadows often confuse it.
Everything about the statement scares me. Lol
newer model x requires tapping on a touchscreen to shift between drive and reverse
you have got to be kidding me. how the fuck do people tolerate this garbage
If you got the time to watch a video on it, it’s from a stan but despite his praise (well mostly) it’s a pretty good demonstration of how absolutely ridiculous it is now.
Either swiping on the side of the screen, relying on a beta feature that doesn’t work well, or touching essentially hidden capacitive “buttons” that by default aren’t lit.Edit: this is for the 2021 model S but the 2021+ model X works the same way.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
tapping on a touchscreen to shift between drive and reverse
ho-ly-shit lmao
Yeah I’m not gonna mourn her passing and from context clues she was probably a little drunk. But Tesla still “innovated” out the physical shifter making this sort of thing an inevitability.
critical support
billionaire shipping industry CEO, tragically drowned in a pond
tragically???
Well I’m sure she didn’t leave her wealth in a place that it could be reclaimed by the people. So it’s a tragedy of estate laws.
ironically, humorously, with mucho gusto
one fire department crew arrived on the scene 24 minutes after getting a call.
So she was already long dead
Efforts to resuscitate Chao began immediately with paramedics attempting to revive her for 43 minutes.
Only billionaires get this treatment
The Virgin Angela Chow: “Help, I, a billionaire, am drowning in my Redditmobile, gurgle gurgle” wastes hours of firefighter and paramedic time and resources. Waterlogged corpse gets dunked on.
The Chad Aaron Bushnell: “I will no longer be complicit in genocide, free Palestine” wastes hours of Israeli embassy security and US police time and resources. Immortalised in flames, gets vigils from China to Lebanon.
So she was already long dead
Isn’t the cybertruck nominally kind of waterproof or something? I mean even your average car takes a while to sink and fill up with water, I could imagine the cybertruck holding out shittily but survivably for a good, I dunno, 20 minutes or so?
it wasnt a cyber truck
capitalists will sell
you the rope you’ll hang them withthemselves the tesla they’ll drown themselves inI’m laughing about this like
laughed when Ruth Bader Ginsburg diedHis joker laughing reminds me of my own maniacal breakdown. Back in 2020 when it was looking increasingly clear that Bernie was going to get ratfucked, I was getting drunk in a discord call with some friends. I randomly saw that fucking picture of Brandon’s exploding eye. And I just fucking lost it. Laughing hysterically, unable to breathe or move or think. All I could choke out was “we’re all gonna fucking die”. I guess we’re all allotted one of those moments in our lifetime.
Jesus fucking Christ. I don’t know how I never saw that before. Hahaha
My first thought was "Derisive Homer Simpson Laughter:
Maybe we’ll get a WTYP episode out of this
Vaxxed?
The German that got vaxxed 217 times has not drowned. Curious.
its like a bell curve you’re safe when your unvaxxed or overvaxxed
just do the opposite of what Fauci tells you and you’re good
I know someone died but it’s a capitalist in a bazingamobile, I can’t help but laugh
Critical support
This makes 6 billionaires in the past year who were killed by water. Has Poseidon joined the cause of the proletariat?
how could you doubt it after the orca attacks?
Don’t forget the US SEAL that was knocked off the ladder a couple months ago and the second SEAL that decided to do a 1000IQ play and jump into the ocean at night after the first one.
They must have all eaten devil fruits
Angela Ciao
Lmao
The existence of the Cybertruck window demonstration video makes this whole thing extra hilarious. Not strong enough to serve a purpose, just strong enough to kill.
Though I will say, that had to be an awful experience for the firefighters or whoever was trying to rescue her, I hope they get some compensation from
laughing my ass off at this comment lol, aged like a fine wine
Unrelated but your profile name is great
