If it has Wario in it, it’s worth it.

(Please do not say Wario: Master of Disguise)

The Wario Land series are some of the best platformers ever. We still have Pizza Tower and Antonblast though.

Blasting this outside of a Trump campaign office if he loses.

After an hour, Wario will say “sorry” and then stop, as if even he realized how annoying this got.

Time traveler: “On October 7, 2023, Hamas will breach the wall and take many hostages in an attack where many will die!”

Netanyahu: “I know.”

New idea: Respond to “it’s OK, she’s a 1000 year old demon in the body of an 8 year old girl” with “But you do realize that in demon years, 1000 years old is basically a toddler, right?”

Eventually we’re going to learn that Hamas killed maybe 5 people at most, and everyone else died because of the IOF being trigger happy with bombs and missiles.

Unfortunately, a lot of people who should’ve known better were back then.

You did not give it your all, because the Supreme Court just gave you the OK to kill him, and he’s still alive.

Release your statement on how you’re totally not straight.

If Biden took advantage of the recent Supreme Court decision to use an official order to parody the Supreme Court and be legally immune, I would vote for him, no questions asked.

That’s too good an idea for the Democrats to do.

That’s a contender for both the best AND funniest.

She cashes in when Trump is weakened. She still loses.

There were traces of that from the beginning, but it was also implied that it was actually nothing and the Imperium was seeing things that weren’t there because they’re ideologically incapable of conceiving of a functioning society, but we know how media literate people who treat lore like encyclopedia facts tend to be.

My headcanon was always that there have always been female Astartes, but they’re just so roided up from a young age, it’s impossible to tell a male Space Marine from a female one without seeing their genitals, so they all just present male and refer to each other as brothers. They’ve also been so indoctrinated in their cultiness from a young age that they don’t even have a concept of gender identity. They consider their genitals to be a personal matter you just don’t talk about.

There’s no way they’ll actually let this be organic, because patrons could totally just play the market like they’re Wall Street.

All he needs to do for me is send Bibi to the Hague when he visits, and I’d vote for him. I’d be willing to overlook literally everything else.

Not even ethnostate. She seems to think apartheid is the same as a minority population existing.

In 20 years, we’re going to get so many movies about how participating in the genocide made IDF soldiers so sad.