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I voted for Jill Stein in 2012 and Gloria la Riva (PSL) in 2016/2020 so assuming PSL is still on the ballot in my state I’ll vote for Claudia De la Cruz

I haven’t seen any of them except the original and the remake, neither of which are very good

but I’d say Amityville 1992: It’s About Time has the funniest title/poster combo. and of course you can’t forget Amityville 3-D

Wet Hot American Summer is probably my favorite comedy movie. no plot, just bits and they all land. you can tell everyone in the cast really gelled and had a blast making that movie, which is essential to good comedy

oh you should definitely check it out, it’s one of the best sketch comedy shows off all time

there was a lot of great alt comedy in the 90s with stuff like The State and Mr. Show. I’d argue that shows like that really paved the way for Tim & Eric (in fact, T&E got their big break thanks to Bob Odenkirk who produced Tom Goes to the Mayor)

Tim & Eric definitely brought that type of comedy more into the mainstream until it was no longer “alt” anymore. because yeah, at the time Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia were the biggest names in comedy

Return of the Fall of the Revenge of the Attack of the Rise of the Dawn

I read the title as something way worse at first…

but no I don’t think it’s wrong or even weird really, I don’t see why sexuality shouldn’t include all 5 senses

just don’t be like the guy from Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, that would be taking it too far

I believe he borrowed money from his parents to buy DOS, for a lot less than it was worth.

Bezos also borrowed money from his step-dad to start Amazon. hmm seems to be a theme with all these “self-made” billionaires

Bill Gates is not a technology expert, he’s a business man. like all tech CEOs he has no idea what he’s talking about. he never created anything in his life, he pays other people to do that. all he knows is how to turn money into more money

yeah this is one of my least favorite parts of quitting weed, I always get anxiety dreams where I’m running late for something and stuff keeps happening that prevents me from leaving the house

I also drank some mango juice not long ago. so if the myth about mangoes getting you higher is true then I’m FUCKED

just made hot cocoa with reclaimed weed oil… the last time I did this I got too high and had a major existential crisis so hopefully that does not happen!

saw a post that I somewhat disagreed with and ya know what? I just let it go. years of wasting my life on reddit had conditioned me to think I had to voice disagreement at every wrong opinion and it’s so freeing to realize you don’t gotta be like that

lmao the one person in the country who is legitimately a worse candidate than Biden. the only person who we know for a fact can lose to Trump

“look we know you’ve worked here for 4 years and have been absolutely crushing it, but we’re gonna need you to come in for an interview”

unless you live in a swing state your vote is symbolic either way. I guess these people would prefer you symbolically vote for a genocidal piece of shit

even if you do live in a swing state good on you for voting based on your principles. the whole “voting for third party candidates is useless because they can’t win” is such horseshit. motherfucker, you’re the reason why they can’t win. they’re electable if you vote for them…

“You and your whole generation of navel gazers! With your wounded feelings and your precious space and your bottomless thirst for attention. Basking in the glow of all those purity tests that only you get to pass because of course you can! You’ve got no responsibilities! None! Zero! N/A!” That got a big round of applause the night I saw the play.

AOC is like 34, and a congresswoman. besides what does responsibility have to do with “purity tests”? having a job and a mortgage means you have to support genocide?

season 3 of The Bear

there’s currently a tiny spider dangling from a web attached to my big toe… what a nasty lil freak