James Inhofe
James In hell
Also, until libs use this to show that Biden is good for 2 more terms
James Inhofe
James In hell
Also, until libs use this to show that Biden is good for 2 more terms
So, what percentage of Burgerlanders could name more than 3 (including Biden) of these people do ya think?
“We will take it on a regular basis” - MSM host
probably the most accurate statement of the entire interview
“Mom, can we have green spaces?”
'No, we have green space at home!"
The green space at home
The image does make a great infographic about how inefficient cars are at using space though
OK, probably straining the “mostly” here, but why not:
Mike “Pillow” Lindell or for the rich conman huckster unity ticket
or
for four years of this dynamic
“Of course I pooped my pants! Everyone my age poops their pants, it’s the coolest!”
‘Really?’
“YEESSS! You ain’t fit to lead a country unless you pooped your pants!”
‘Hey everybody, Biden pooped his pants too! Alright!’
don’t refer to Predator…don’t refer to Predator…don’t refer to Predator
"Sooo, the jet lag made him susceptible to the Havana Syndrome Ray that was used to simulate cold (NOT COVID!) symptoms which is why he seemed improved the next afternoon
…why is no one taking us seriously anymore?"
A Modest Proposal
I feel like maybe these people don’t really get Occam’s razor…
“The simplest explanation is the best! And what could be simpler than just blaming everything on Havana Syndrome?”
“Propping up the status quo while it shits itself to death…it’s kinda my thing”
Delude yourself and delude everyone around you
Kamala Who-ris?
“Yeah, it’s pretty rich seeing all these people claiming that the man WHO BEAT MEDICARE is somehow unqualified now”
I kinda wish The Internet had done that Morbius thing, where we all pretend to like something to mock it, but the suits don’t get it’s a joke.
In this case, popularizing the various zombie noises that Biden emitted, just to see what kind of shoe-horned attempts at a catchphrase they come up with:
“Do Trump’s antics leave you gasping? old man Biden wheeze Well let’s do something about that!”
He looks like a wizard whose spell backfired:
“Ugh, I was trying to turn my robes red, but I forgot they had spell-reflect on them…I don’t want to talk about it. So, if you could finish snickering and we can move on with things”
Goddamnit, who gave Biden the explicitly labeled “for emergency drug test only” water instead of the “For Emergency! Drug Only” water?
DNC recreating the “Why shouldn’t I keep it” scene, but with Return of the King Bilbo:
“Welcome to the Circus of Values!”