let me set you out a little bird sized bowl of adobo sauce apparently

My favorite line when food shows up at a diner: “Who doesn’t want their pickle?”

No, of course you can have some!

…you say as I’m pigging out on the callaloo so hard that my entire face is stained with green stew

You wouldn’t like it, it’s spicy.

I was gonna but I’ll share

I ate it 30 minutes ago

This apple core? All yours

My beans?

I’m savouring it, sorry comrade,.you dont collectivise my dinns, I just watched you eat yours