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Matthew Yglesias
Matthew Yglesias
1968 Chicago DNC 2.0 let’s fuckin goooo!
Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don’t care, I’m still free
You can’t take the sky from me
The Thomas Midgley Jr of our generation
Get some antiviral drugs if you can, they actually do help
There was some alternate history novel where that happened. It was pretty silly iirc.
Legalize crack for medicinal use
Yes, but my grandparents had a collection of Mad Magazines at their house.
Also they can let their franchise owners absorb some of the losses
You ever mix a bunch of different sodas together from the fountain? I did that once and accidentally made something that tasted exactly like bubble gum. I haven’t been able to reproduce it since
Hell yeah!
I couldn’t see it, I wanna talk to the sun’s manager
I’ve still got a couple Bernie 2020 bumper stickers here somewhere if anyone wants them
Dear Friedrich,
Today a strange Canadian man appeared in my apartment and started berating me in broken German about the messy state of my rooms. I drove him away with a few stout blows from a fireplace poker which I had recently retrieved from the pawn shop.
Yours,
Karl
PS: send more money I’m broke again lol
You gotta pump those numbers up
In the last month, two people have, unprompted, brought up the myth of panhandlers driving luxury cars as if it’s a real thing. Both were well-meaning libs.