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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

The most divorced man in history

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The most divorced man in history

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Western Civilization is a balding middle-aged man trying to impress 14 year old boys.

    You know, just like the Greeks.

    • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Lol

    • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      (e)rekt

  • Elon_Musk [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Most divorced SO FAR

    • CoolerOpposide [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      He grows more divorced by the day

  • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Imagine being the richest person that has ever lived, and instead of doing literally anything else you spend your finite time alive whining on social media or trying to act like an edgy, South Park raised 15 year old

    What a fucking loser

  • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Holy shit he’s so lame

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    I think someone has difficulty differentiating between personal and global issues.

    • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Day in the life of an Afrikaner

  • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    This dude is just out there RADIATING sad loser energy

    Everyone thinks bezos is a dark lord supervillain and not a whiny bitch because he has mastered the art of… shutting the fuck up and staying out of the public eye (the sad mistress arc notwithstanding)

    • WashedAnus [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I love you, alive girl. I want to show you with my body

      • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        What a weirdo

  • CoolerOpposide [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Under socialism all divorced men will have all of their social media accounts permanently put onto mute.

    Divorced white South Africans will have their social media accounts permanently set to a mute setting twice as strong as regular mute.

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      He yearns for the radiation and dust of Mars, and only socialism can make it so

  • Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Divorced by his wife, and divorced from reality.

  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    This man is going to pay all of Trump’s legal bills and be his VP

    Trump will proceed to die of something hamburger related.

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      I don’t think this would be much worse than the alternatives

    • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      You can’t be the president or vice president if you weren’t born in the USA.

      • Wakmrow [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        I dunno tell Ted Cruz that

        • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Cruz has an American citizen mother and got his birth certificate instantly when he was born. He was never naturalized, nor did he need to be.

      • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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        Dang it, I briefly hoped my country not being the world’s worst buffoon ancaptain

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        He can stage a rebirth in VR and emerge from an AI generated anime character’s womb before rapidly aging into an adult avatar. Boom, done. This is a one line of dialogue fix here people.

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        This isn’t true, the 14th amendment clearly states naturalized citizens are equal. This very matter is being challenged in the courts now, and hopefully this will be their interpretation. Naturalized citizens shouldn’t be treated as a lesser class, and that’s precisely what the equal protection clause in the 14th is about.

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          No non natural born citizen has been president and no challenge has been successful yet. It’s a strong argument but that’s all it is until a challenge successful.

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            Yes, and it’s super unclear which way the Roberts court will swing on this one. Staying tuned.

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    chelsea-stare

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    Christ he’s pathetic.

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    Critical support to super rich ex-wives

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    my-hero pathetic

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    deleted by creator

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