Spotted this in a store today and promptly put my shit that I didn’t need back on the shelf and walked out.
Edit: it has been pointed out this sign is most likely ironic, in line with the companies schtick. I would counter that while that may be true, behind every good joke is a little bit of the truth. They mean this unironically also.
This feels like a sign I would see at a bargain store near me called Ollie’s… was this at Ollie’s?
Yep!
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It is. Ollies is filled woth tongue-in-cheek boomer humor
Is this Ollie’s? This feels like Ollie’s
That was my first thought, and if so it’s definitely tongue-in-cheek
Pretty sure it’s Ollie’s, they’re all about corny, sarcastic, & ironic signage.
Came here to say this. Gotta be Ollie’s
Get red spray paint, and just paint over everything other than “buy more”. Might as well just clear it up.
Consumption guarantees citizenship o7
That’s fucking hilarious.
I would totally shop there.
Well I like how upfront they are about it. This is Mr. Krabs level honesty
ᜈᜓ getting findommed by corporations
✔️ getting findommed by me 😈
Love me some findomme
I don’t understand, is it like a pre-emptive argument against the people who complain about shit and try to play the “I’m a good customer, you should appease me” card? Or are they literally just saying “Buy more shit”?
I’ve been to Ollies. They had Nerf Longshots Icons on sale for $20 NIB, which sell on ebay for $50+ used. Otherwise, it was like a big dollar store.
Lol what shitty marketing.
Eh, it is being reposted for free and users have even figured out what company this is, so they get advertising done for free, I wouldn’t consider this shitty marketing.
Spotted this in a store today and promptly put my shit that I didn’t need back on the shelf and walked out.
… And then they all applauded?
