SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square100fedilinkarrow-up11.05Karrow-down111
arrow-up11.04Karrow-down1imageGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square100fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·edit-27 months agoA gorilla could probably catch me, but 5 black mambas aren’t that fast unless the mall is underwater (average top speed is 12mph on land). It’s a big mall. Maybe they’re all over at Sears while I’m safe at Suncoast.
A gorilla could probably catch me, but 5 black mambas aren’t that fast unless the mall is underwater (average top speed is 12mph on land). It’s a big mall. Maybe they’re all over at Sears while I’m safe at Suncoast.