• Overzeetop@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he’s got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.

    • TheButtonJustSpinsOP
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      1 year ago

      SLPT: Have your 50th birthday party a day early at a Brazilian steakhouse and eat 5lb of meat! Then you can spend the day of your actual birthday focusing on more important things than eating, like tackling your burgeoning coronary artery disease!