TheButtonJustSpins to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Car exhaust spitting gross pollution? Easily stop it by inserting a banana in your car's tailpipe!message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down10
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Car exhaust spitting gross pollution? Easily stop it by inserting a banana in your car's tailpipe!TheButtonJustSpins to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
minus-squareOverzeetop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoYou know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he’s got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
minus-squareTheButtonJustSpinsOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoSLPT: Have your 50th birthday party a day early at a Brazilian steakhouse and eat 5lb of meat! Then you can spend the day of your actual birthday focusing on more important things than eating, like tackling your burgeoning coronary artery disease!
minus-squareAlex Akselrod@infosec.exchangelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI followed this advice and now the crows are my best friends. :sigil: :sigil: :sigil: :sigil: :sigil:
You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he’s got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
SLPT: Have your 50th birthday party a day early at a Brazilian steakhouse and eat 5lb of meat! Then you can spend the day of your actual birthday focusing on more important things than eating, like tackling your burgeoning coronary artery disease!
I followed this advice and now the crows are my best friends.
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