TheButtonJustSpins to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoSLPT: Car exhaust spitting gross pollution? Easily stop it by inserting a banana in your car's tailpipe!message-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Car exhaust spitting gross pollution? Easily stop it by inserting a banana in your car's tailpipe!TheButtonJustSpins to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square3linkfedilink
minus-squareTheButtonJustSpinsOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 years agoSLPT: Have your 50th birthday party a day early at a Brazilian steakhouse and eat 5lb of meat! Then you can spend the day of your actual birthday focusing on more important things than eating, like tackling your burgeoning coronary artery disease!
minus-squareAlex Akselrod@infosec.exchangelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 years agoI followed this advice and now the crows are my best friends. :sigil: :sigil: :sigil: :sigil: :sigil:
SLPT: Have your 50th birthday party a day early at a Brazilian steakhouse and eat 5lb of meat! Then you can spend the day of your actual birthday focusing on more important things than eating, like tackling your burgeoning coronary artery disease!
I followed this advice and now the crows are my best friends.
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