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minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up89arrow-down4·8 months agoIf I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·8 months ago I would masturbate. This is how I answer most hypotheticals
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·8 months agoWhat if you woke up as your grandpa.
minus-squareMakeitstop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 months agoI suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoI mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·8 months agoDon’t be daft, you’re making a mockery of the entire thought experiment
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoTake some Viagra. Then masturbate.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down2·edit-24 months agoRemoved by mod
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-28 months agoYou know, I did have masterbate. Now I’m not sure. Would it be different if she… well, I… had an innie? Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.
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minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoWell we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan…
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-24 months agoRemoved by mod
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·8 months agoI live in one if the few places in the world that isn’t America
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minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoTwo I think? Don’t ask about macas and KFC though… got lots of those.
minus-squareSon_of_dad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·8 months agoCheck if that asshole is bleached
If I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.
This is how I answer most hypotheticals
What if you woke up as your grandpa.
I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
I mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.
Don’t be daft, you’re making a mockery of the entire thought experiment
Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.
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You know, I did have masterbate. Now I’m not sure. Would it be different if she… well, I… had an innie?
Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.
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Well we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan…
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I live in one if the few places in the world that isn’t America
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Two I think?
Don’t ask about macas and KFC though… got lots of those.
Check if that asshole is bleached