For me, maybe petrol.
Joke’s on you. I’ve been slowly building up an immunity to iocaine powder for years.
Clearly, you have a dizzying intellect.
So I obviously cannot choose the wine in front of me.
You’re just stalling now.
inconceivable!
Sitting down with a good movie and a bowl of tide pods.
You might be happy to know, my mouth literally dropped open when I read your comment 😂
Dropped open to eat another tide pod
I mean… alcohol? You can already buy it easily prepared in all sorts of delicious ways.
Am I not in the spirit of the thing?
The effects is what makes it delicious, no effects means no upside to drinking the poison
You haven’t changed my mind, but now I’m mildly concerned about you and I’m here if you need help.
Yep, alcohol is definitely delicious. Getting drunk is fun too sometimes sure… but often I quite decide not to have another beer because despite wanting more of the flavor, I don’t want more of the effects.
I want to lick The Elephant’s Foot.
This is an interesting one!
8 kilos of molten gold.
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???
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Profit
Nobody said you wouldn’t have to pay for it ; ).
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Does lava count as poisonous
By the power granted to me by no one in particular:
I’ll allow it.
How about uranium? It’s called radiation poisoning…
Also do I have to procure it first?
1 gram of uranium has about 20 billion calories so while you might not die, you’re gonna get fat super fast.
So do I die of obesity then?
I would see what the big deal with heroine is
Heroin*
Heroine is the feminine form of hero
He said what he said!
If you don’t experience any of the reprocussions, would it even do anything?
You would probably get high but have the incredibly painful withdrawal symptoms.
Granted, the euphoria alone would probably incentivize you to try it again anyway, so I still wouldn’t
One of those poisonous dart frogs
Fugu. I’m far too much of a coward to try it normally.
I heard some poisonous mushrooms are very tasty…
I mean you don’t need invulnerability to find out, you just gotta choose wisely, since you only get one shot.
Red paint. No. Blue paint. Which ever one smells better.
The fly agaric mushroom. I wanna see if it makes me taller.
You can eat those if you prepare them correctly. Prepare for a cozy experience if you dose it right. shroomery
Totally. Seem them everywhere, and they’re so cute. Would be great to just munch them, buttered on toast…
Plutonium
Specifically weapons-grade plutonium, enough to make a nuclear bomb. I get to keep it afterwards, right?
Monster.
Four Loko, the official drink of poor decisions.
I was paid to drink that stuff for a few years…I’d never do it for free, let alone pay for it.
Where you on clinical trials or something?
Hahaha almost!
Worked in a brewery where they canned it on contract. As part of my job I supported the quality dept, and part of that was going to the daily tasting panel to sign off on the day’s production.
Sodium! Looks so soft and fun, melts in your mouth!