Then Chris is like “I have a transcript of your AIM chat right here. You wrote 'I can’t wait to seize your means of reproduction and ride your mustache, my red daddy.” Did you really think this was appropriate to send to a 145 year old?"
I hate it when I go to meet my Tinder date, and it’s Stalin catfishing me again
Chris Handsome
I’d be like, “HOLY SHIT! STALIN!? How are you even alive???”
And then you do everything possible to kill him before he causes another genocide right?
Nah, I’ll have my boy Chris Hansen handle that part.
I knew pootin wants to bring back the Soviet Union, but maybe he’s going too far with stalin’s ghost. Welp, off to the gulag…
Take a seat I guess…
Go bust Matt Gaetz!!!
C’mon Chris!
Kick Mr Moustache in the head until he has another aneurysm
