• tygerprints@kbin.social
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    5 months ago

    Feed her a stew that makes her go blind for a day. Well since we’re at it, you can also pull all her teeth out with pliers and cut her thumbs off so she can’t grab anything. Certainly blinding a child for being a child isn’t any kind of sick child abuse (: 0

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      5 months ago

      That’s absurd. How are you supposed to reattach the thumbs after a day? And have you tried pulling teeth from a child? It’s like… well… pulling teeth.

      The blinding stew meanwhile is a time tested parenting technique.

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        5 months ago

        You don’t reattach the thumbs, you add them to the stew with some nice lentils and carrots. Why waste good meat.

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      5 months ago

      Ah yes, because permanent physical mutilation is exactly the same as 24-hour inconvenience.

      What the fuck is wrong with you?

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        5 months ago

        just reapply the thumbs when she starts to behave. Nobody said anything about making it permanenty. smh…

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        5 months ago

        24 hours of imposed blindness would be one HUGE hell of a lot more than a mere inconvenience. That’s my whole point, maybe you should try it. Soon you are going to find out exactly what it’s like.