• Katana314@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    When the groom first offered the ring to his bride-to-be, it was a modest proposal.

    (See if anyone gets that)

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      9 months ago

      In this corner of the internet, I’d be surprised if someone doesn’t. But then they get to be one of today’s lucky 10000

    • “Hey Debbie. I have a book for you.”

      “What is the book, Sparks?”

      “A Modest Proposal by Johnathan Swift.”

      “What’s the book about, Sparks?”

      “Eatin’ babies. Delicious babies covered in barbeque sauce. Mmmm!”