“Get out of the dog house card” isn’t going to work the way either of them think. Pulling that card when you’re in the doghouse is not going to make her fine with whatever upset her. There’s a good chance she’ll say she’s “fine” because she doesn’t want to renege on her chart, but whatever conflict isn’t going to resolve itself because he gave her that card.
Trading sex for chores is gross. I don’t want a BJ or lap-dance from a partner that is only doing it because the sticker chart says she has to.
It’s also insane that things like washing dishes or packing lunches or changing diapers aren’t part of the baseline expectations for a dad. You don’t get an award for doing the bare minimum!
Both of these people are demonstrating the emotional intelligence of a block of cheese.
I was in a relationship with a controlling partner who made something very similar to this back in ~2016. I can’t remember exactly what was on it, but there was definitely a sexual favor reward for some amount of chores (it was like I had to give her X hour-long full body massages or smth) 💀
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Don’t slander cheese like that.
Imagine the French and Italian retaliation if they had said wheel of cheese.
It’s also insane that things like washing dishes or packing lunches or changing diapers aren’t part of the baseline expectations for a dad.
This is the one that gets me the most. Like, I do the majority of a lot of these things in addition to taking my kid to daycare, doing almost all of the cooking, etc. I do it because I want to help my family, not because I’m saving up for a toothy blowjob.
I guess I’m just kinky, because the idea of chores for sex sounds pretty awesome to me.
Trading sex for chores is gross.
Don’t kink shame.
I think you are right if every assumption about this couple we make is the worst one to make.
This might be a cornball gamification of a loving couple’s sex life. She might be a sexual assault survivor who requires a few days to get in the sexy mood and reminders that she is taken of by her partner helps her. They could just be glomping for the camera. This could even not be theirs or something they made for rage bait.
Your engagement of public intrusion and moralizing into these people’s lives might ironically be hurting these people more than the chart has.
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Love and affection are commodities to be turned into a transaction.
This guy capitalisms
Speak to your partner adult to adult? Nahh, I’ll just treat my husband like another child!
I know it’s rage bait but this shit does happen and it’s cringe as hell
Why is she also the therapist? He’s a grown adult and could take some initiative.
Sure, she may have infantalized him to an embarrassing degree, but at least she posted it online so the entire world can see how unhealthy their marriage is and how transactional their sex live is.
Transactional.
Keeping score isn’t love.
I’d totally get her to suck my dick 10 times per day and never nag again. This seems like a good deal.
I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues.
“Honey, the kids are taking 5 lunches to school today, I’m adding the stickers myself, thanks”.
I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues.
Am I the only one alarmed that he’s cleaning up so much vomit? I mean I get that he wants the BJs, but is he feeding the kids syrup of ipecac sandwiches?
Very young kids puke sometimes. It happens. We also don’t know how long it took him to get all those stickers. Could’ve been over the course of a few months or longer.
It’s 3x as often as he does the dishes at any rate; he must not be a big drinker.
EDIT: It’s 2x as often as he puts the toilet seat down as well…must not have to go pee pee very often.
EDIT2: For people with the “toilet seat down” problem, just get a toilet seat that slow closes on its own…they’re like 20 bucks and then you can just tap the top of the top part of the seat and it does the rest of the work.
I would.
His face tells it
It is when you want mommy to reward your super duper work because your a very good boy.
Yeah, but I wouldn’t call my relationship with my mom “love” either.
Back in my day we assumed everything on the internet was false, and we liked it.
“Don’t believe everything you see on internet.” Albert Einstein.
Do you feel smart just because you are quoting Einstein?
- Abraham Lincoln
Yes, actually.
-Archimedes (translated)
And then we watched Dana Carvey do an old man on SNL and whine and complain the whole time, “wah, wah, wah. I’m an old man. Laugh at me.”
And we liked it.
One thing I have noticed is that most people assume that these obviously fake posts are real. I personally just assume everything is complete bullshit until proven otherwise. I guess I’m in the minority.
I assume it’s fake, but there’s not much to talk about in that case, so I look for the people who think it’s real and then engage with them since their opinions are based how they feel about this very fucked up situation if it were real.
I’d love to see him retaliate with a chart for her
[x] Stop being a cunt -> Stay Married
Sure, the spouse that has to create a reward system so that the other person does their chores is the one in the wrong, not the spouse that apparently needs parenting. Also, marriage is a favor to the former, not something both want and benefit from (/sarcasm).
You say she “has to create” this and that he “apparently needs parenting”. Did you have some additional context that informs that opinion?
Couldn’t there be other reasons, such as she just doesn’t like doing those particular chores?
Motherfucker got caught with their bias hanging out
This guy is 100% poisoning his kids so they can throw up
it could be the blowjobs are causing her to throw up…
I legit thought this was one of the GirlDefined husbands at first.
If it’s a baby, then my man is going to be getting it non-stop.
Munchausen’s by blowjob
The pro move is to self-induce vomiting on your own dick so she has to help you clean it up.
The creepiest thing about that is how she wants her husband to be her child and still put his penis in her mouth. Fucked. Up.
I would say the creepiest part is that this man needs a childish chart like this just to take care of his children. She’s not his mom and honestly they should talk separation instead of having to come up with incentive charts just to get him to be a father.
Where in there do you see there being a need?
No nagging for a week
This woman must be horribly annoying
The man literally needs the motivational tool of a 5 year old to learn to put down the toilet seat or otherwise contribute around the house.
I bet you dollars to donuts he considers “nagging” to be asking him anything that he’d have to leave the couch for.
Ummmm can’t she just put it down. He had to pick it up.
If this is an actual source of stress in your household, you could always just get an open front toilet seat and never think about it again.
I actually try to close the entire thing, lid included. Less poop particles when you flush, and erryone gotta work in this household. True equality.
It’s actually the same poop particles. But it is quieter.
Yeah I just saw an article and discussion here with that info lmao.
Welp, I’ll stick with true equality out of principle.
Alright, I’m sure the big boy that needs a sticker chart for washing the dishes and taking care of his children is the mature one in the relationship, you right, she’s probably in the wrong here.
You assume he “needs” a sticker chart when just as easily the wife could be trying to get him to do all of it instead of his share. That’s your bias showing.
Plus this inhumane and soul destroying regardless.
Who the fuck makes a sticker chart with BJs and naked hula dances?
Based on the evidence I’ve seen, women do tend to bear more of the cognitive load of running a household in our society. Can you share any evidence that says otherwise? I’d love to learn.
I haven’t done that much research, but a quick Google scholar search suggests that it’s a pretty gendered issue.
That’s cool but has nothing to do with this, so unfortunately I don’t have any studies prepared for you to learn from.
- We’ve established that the task of maintaining on a household typically falls on women in our society.
- We have an example here of a sticker chart being used to encourage a man to take care of his child.
- You’re saying I’m biased for thinking that the man needs this chart.
Nah, bruh, I’m just looking at the data and drawing conclusions.
Sure, there are exceptions, but when we lack any other indicators of exceptions, it’s safe to assume societal roles carry over. Making any other assumption is ironically letting YOUR personal biases show.
If I tell you 7/10 balls in a box are red, 3/10 are blue, and ask you to guess the color of a ball I’m grabbing from the box, what’re you going to guess? Red.
I’m pretty sure this sticker chart is fake anyways, but it’s the reaction of folks to this that’s surprising.
He seems horribly annoying to force people in relationships to have to take the mommy manager role before he’ll wipe his own asshole.
That’s much bigger leap based on the info we have
Relationships are a two way street, and dynamics like this are pretty common. It’s sometimes called over/under functioning or codependency in substance abuse. It could be the over functioner just tore the other person down, or the under functioner was susceptible already or drew it out of the over functioner. I agree it’s really difficult to know based on limited data, and all we can say is this is strange and comes across as infantilizing but if it works for them then whatever tbh. Not my relationship to care about
Does the word “nagging” really suggest she’s bad when there’s needs to be a transactional economy where he only contributes to the care of his child after trading in his good boy points for a
tendiesa blowjob?I hope some of the folks in this thread get the partner they deserve.
Why you all kink shaming? Dudes a sub if I’ve ever seen one.
Dang I don’t see it as kink shame just sad shit. Sex shouldn’t be a transactional coin.
Maybe that’s his fetish
I don’t know, from my limited view into the kink community if this was a sub/dom setup he wouldn’t need the incentive, the subs I know of in the lifestyle not just the bedroom are legitimately dedicated to their dom counterpart and would do their damndest to keep on top of their duties, not have to be coerced into doing them by a tacky chart
I’m no expert though, I just hang out in a sub focused discord
You can’t just assume all kinks are exactly the same. Even though, in actuality the OP is fake.
Of course you can’t, just from the subs in the lifestyle I’ve talked to, this situation really doesn’t say sub/dom at all to me
He married his Dom though. It’s no longer a kink but a lifestyle.
Haha this is how they keep it fresh
the subs I know of in the lifestyle not just the bedroom are legitimately dedicated to their dom counterpart and would do their damndest to keep on top of their duties
But no 2 people on earth sharing a life together are living their sexual roles 24/7.
Things like this are probably used to build up anticipation for their next session.
If real, I also doubt this is classic Dom/sub play but rather a schoolboy variant.
It’s fake, Its a crooked depiction of a toxic relationship which is fucked up, I know, but why would a guy need to be reminded to clean up, or care for their children?
I see everyone is quick to jump on the domestic abuse hate train, but if you are a guy and not doing these things in a relationship you are just as fucked up as this imaginary psycho partner.
At first I was thinking they were making fun of people who go to the ‘she’s a nag’ absurdity(it is in shitPost ). Sadly some misogynists got triggered in here.
Step 1: drink water
Step 2: piss
Step 3: put seat down
Step 4: repeat 5 more times
Step 5: wait till I’m nagged
Step 6: remind her of the toilet seat
Step 7: continue ignoring child’s needs
Step 8: ignore feelings of depression and ruminate about how fucked my life is
Sorry dude but you are most definitely not Kenough.
