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They won’t be happy until we are all gay.
Christians want everyone to be Christian, they want Christian schools, they want a Christian nation, so they project that gay people want all the same things. That gay people want everyone to be gay, have gay schools, a gay country, etc. It’s all projection.
I want everyone to be gay.
It worked, I’m gay
Excellent. The plan is working.
The Gay Agenda strikes again!
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What happened when you were five?
They became gay, of course
You hit a milestone of brain development and start understanding other people (and yourself) have independent thoughts, preferences, etc.
This statement is misrepresenting us disorganized gays. I don’t have an agenda, I’m late to everything!
Username half checks out?
What, bi isn’t good enough?
Wait, the last one was 1 star?
That’s the one that sold me on it.
Right? “May cause bisexual yearning” is supposed to be a warning?
Brother, I got news for you. If you are feeling bi-sexual yearning, it’s not because you watched a movie.
Oh don’t worry, I’m not confused: I’m reveling.
And we love that for you.
Same. Pink acid trip, you say? I am intrigued.
“They won’t be happy until we are all gay.” I thought Barbie and Ken were the quintessential straight couple? I haven’t watched the film but that is so odd.
Fellas, is it gay to be in a straight relationship?
Once back in high school, I was walking down the hall with a female friend of mine, and some dumb redneck yelled, “HEY! LOOKIT THE F***T WITH HIS LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND!” I almost died laughing.
“Yes I’m gay. Gay for dat pussy!”
🤣
Not gay, but you literally want to be in the body of a woman. Can’t tell me that’s not LGBT.
That’s why the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude, no feminity to make you gay
Listen to classical tradition, they knew what they were doing
Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.
women can only regularlydress as a woman.
Sounds like a skill issue to me.
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Well, straight girls like dick, and liking dick is gay, so yeah.
Margo Robbie is on screen but I can’t stop staring at Ryan Gosling’s toned body and soft face. This makes me uncomfortable and it’s the movie’s fault.
Stupid sexy Gosling.
I just saw the movie. There is nothing gay about it, unless a shirtless Ryan Gosling is too much for the commenter to repress.
Ryan gosling won’t settle until we are all lost in his kind eyes
I did read something about confusingly attractive lol
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There’s a dance number where some guys give (main) ken a kiss on the cheek. That’s all I can think of.
I mean, that hardly can count as gay (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
But it’s about girl toys, and girl stuff is so gaaaay!
That fourth quote is legit quality.
“Confusingly attractive” tells you this person is avoiding some introspection.
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“Attractive people in absurd situations.” — Samantha Carter Stargate SG-1
Mmmm I see you are a person of culture
Is that from wormholes extreme?!
I haven’t seen the film or read this review, so I find it very possible that it was lifted out of context or maybe from someone who isn’t a native speaker. Because the context I immediately assumed is that their attractiveness is confusing because mattel is virtue signaling about body acceptance and diversity in the entire film, and yet all the characters are of course conventionally attractive, and makeuped to shit. This though is based on an assumption of what the film is about to be fair.
It’s not really about that. It is really more of a pink acid trip, or a comedy version of the matrix. Just go see it and stop guessing.
That sounds fun. I am pretty against films made to sell toys, so I might have to skip it. Sorry.
I would not have thought that was a one star review based on the text. It kinda sounds like glowing praise.
“… confusingly attractive people…”
Sounds like someone’s coming out of the closet in the near future.
The movie caused him to experience feelings he doesn’t quite understand.
I read that in the sense that they’re too conventional looking for what is a pink acid trip around a mass produced toy doll with an impossibly shaped body.
In fact of all 4 that’s the only critique which is actually about the movie (notice how all the others are raging against some general fantasy they have in their minds, which they associated with the movie) and it even uses language that’s not typical of the far-right crowd (how many far right nutters have you ever seen casually mentioning experiences from taking some kind of drug even in a methaphorical sense?!)
I suspect that it might actually be a legic critique, on top of which some people are projecting their own internal prejudices (because it was mixed with and presented as something from a far-right raging nutter) without actually doing your own personal analysis of it (aka thinking for yourself)
It’s a bit hypocrite (or lacking self-awareness) to criticise others for their unthinking prejudiced take on something whilst having an unthinking prejudiced take on something.
I mean, a liitle thinking about it by yourself easilly leads to the same conclusion as the OP on the other 3 (clearly the product of brainless rightwinger fanatics) it’s only this one that in style and content seems off from that, unless you’re forcing certain possible but not logical interpretations of the meaning of its contents to force it to fit a prejudgement, which, IMHO, is dangerously parallel to very same mental processes that lead the far-right nutters to think this movie is about “spreading gayness”.
No saying that I agree or disagree: all I’m saying is that this 4th comment in style and substance does not seem to be in the same bucket as the other 3.
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Grown? Yes. Men? Ehhh…
sheit, i’m not convinced this is isn’t an official effort driven by the studio to promote the movie by some viral means
this is some genius fuckin advertising if it is, and it’s hilarious free advertising if it isn’t
That’s exactly what this is.
- Make some piece of mass media.
- Use it to drive outrage and division.
- Make mass media headlines about outrage and division.
- Profit.
Consume, consumer!
If the men writing that crap didn’t want tge world to know they were dumb fucks, I’d call this a Streisand effect
I found this while looking at reviewsWho the hell wants children to grow up to be vile beings and why would you give them ideas? What a terrible concept.
No respect for anyone but themselves was the telling part, though. Let’s help others, homeless, less fortunate, immigrants, poor. Let’s help others with healthcare, education, housing, food. “No! I’m not paying taxes so someone else can get something for FREE!”.
Ok, now I know who they are talking about.
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LeFtIsTs dO.
Finally. There you are. I’ve faced so many left-wing schmucks, I was wondering where the right-wing ones had gone.
But you’re still a schmuck. Leftists don’t want children to grow up to be vile.
I read this imagining that danzam is Glenn Danzig’s secret account where he posts dumdum takes the punk community would berate him for.
“”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”““Confusingly””“”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”".
Are “name checks out” posts allowed here? Beetlejuicing?
At this point the Margot Robbie account is a part of Lemmy’s origin story
And that’s esteemed Academy Award and Golden Globe nominated marketing genius/master digital artist/fast food burger connoisseur/character actress Margot Robbie to you!
I choose to believe the actual Margot Robbie has decided shitposting on a niche platform most people have never heard of is a worthwhile use of her time.
Me too.
Maybe I’ll finally win an Oscar for this.
Now I kinda want to see this movie. Stupid feminist agenda
Good. Good. Let the feminist agenda flow through you!
It’s good. And I mean that in the most evil feminist way.
That last one just sounds like a compliment. An acid trip and I get to hang out with absurdly attractive people? Sounds fun.
Was planning on making it one anyways >.>
“Ugh. It’s set in the 80s!”
🎵 “I’m a friend of Dorothy! I’m a friend of Dorothy! She…is my friend!” 🎵
🎶 Willies, willies, I love willies! 🎶
Sir, could you keep it down?
bro I had some long-ass comment, but I looked up and remembered this is shitpost town I gotta get out more
It was a suprisinhly good movie. Kinda sad by the lack of nuclear bombs though
What about my bomb-ass dance moves?
True…
That was the difference when I was a kid. When my sister had Barbie and I played with them, they weren’t pretty women climbing the corporate ladder. They were fodder for my Transformers and other toys. :) The nuclear bombs did come eventually…
Don’t give up hope, maybe there’ll be a sequel one day. 💣
I heard Michael Bay might be working on the sequel so yeah…
I’d bet money that only one of those four reviews is from someone who’s actually seen the movie and we can all tell which one
The “Pink Acid trip…” was pretty spot on, but that sounds like a pretty good time to me. I had a blast and thought it was spectacular. 10 our of 10 would take acid and get slapped by confusingly attractive people again!
