Tapeworm - The Musical
What about “Earworm - The Musical”
In a world, where a skilled assassin lives a public life as a barber to the rich and powerful. At night they pull of the most difficult hits that nobody else would take on.
Groomer.
Don’t mess with the zohan?
So they are remaking Sweeney Todd?
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Except it isn’t made up, and it’s a phenomenal movie.
Is it a continuation of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? (Also not made up, but this one is actually bad)
No but that movie actually sounds interesting enough to look at.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was based on a book of the same name, released in 2012, and actually had a hollywood-level budget.
FDR - American Badass is a pretty good movie as well as long as you go in without super high expectations.
The only thing I remember from this movie are the crazy segways. I don’t even remember them just that they were memorable.
Even the 3D was good. I’m still amazed by this:
In the images for the left and right eye, they gave the vampires slightly different pupil colours. That means when you watch it in 3D, the eyes of the vampires kind of shimmer ominously. It works great because it’s only such a small detail. A larger area would be unpleasant to watch.
I’ve never seen another movie doing something innovative like that with 3D.
Edit: Here I found an example that can be viewed via crossy-eye method.
spoiler
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Pedophilia: The Musical
It’s a history of the Catholic Church.
- directed by Tim Minchin
Holy shit! I’d pay to watch that.
edit: For the record, I would watch this, because it would cover the history of the Catholic Church’s pedophilia ring and systematical legal issue dodging. Not for the pedophilia. That is all NSA.
Also, there is a true story movie about how the Boston Globe uncovered the massive scandal of child molestation and cover-up, called Spotlight.
Foreign Student Art Film Marathon (subtitled version)
Excellent choice. The dubbed version, done of course by first year theater actors, would make it even worse.
Satan’s Cum Belching Anus
Edit: you made me do this
“This Movie Sucks and Everyone Who Sees it is Stupid”
Fuck I wanna watch that movie
Me too, I would probably watch it with a group a friends.
exiting the theatre after the movie
“Man… That title was accurate. Can’t wait for the sequel!”
“Ouch! My Balls!”
Someone get Tom Green on the phone and give him a budget
Freddy Got Fingered was a masterpiece way ahead of it’s time
Fantastic Beasts 4
The conservative roadmap to knowledge
Spoiler: It turns out to be a roundabout.
Nahc just a single STOP sign reflected infinitely betweenst two mirrors
Springtime for Hitler
May I take your hats, your coats, and your…… svaaaastiiiikas?
Is the premise of this one, that we see what happened to Hitler in art school and his transition to a political occupation?
The documentary film The Producers goes into great detail about the making of it.
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Epstein Island
Could be a documentary.
Probably will be.
Jackie Chan: Pearl Harbour
Heil Honey, I’m Home
If we’re going with real titles, hardly anyone saw The Shawshank Redemption in theaters because nobody knew what the hell a Shawshank was.
Is it like a shank carved from a chainsaw?
