What does he smell like?
Depends.
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I’m guessing that’s the joke?
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Indeed, although it seems like a cheap shot to mock his medical problems. Father Time is a sonofbitch, and he’s coming for all of us.
Edit: Lol at the downvotes, it was me taking the cheap shot in the first place. I’m allowed to say I’m taking a cheap shot.
He’s the king of cheap shots and categorically refuses to admit he’s ever done anything wrong or failed at anything. Plus he’s a fascist.
He’s fair game for even the cheapest of shots.
This seemed like the perfect opportunity to ask ChatGPT to write a Trump speech about being the best at making cheap shots. So here you go, straight copy paste from ChatGPT:
Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something. Nobody, and I mean nobody, can make cheap shots like I can. It’s tremendous, folks. People come up to me all the time and say, “Donald, how do you do it?” Well, it’s a talent, it really is. I’ve got the best cheap shots, believe me. Other people try, but they can’t even come close. I’ve been doing this for a long time, and nobody does it better than me. So, when it comes to making cheap shots, I’m the absolute best. Thank you, thank you very much.
Always eerie how the llm outputs are literally indistinguishable from his usual rambling!
like a five penny fascist
loser. That is why none of them can smell it. They are all massive stinking losers. They’re just nose blind to it.
Fire and brimstone
More likely straight sulphur. There’s a stench of rotten eggs for like half a mile around his bodily girth. The fence around the White House was to protect us, not him.
Bengay, White Castle, and spray tan
“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.
This is the official response. You’d best start believing in Idiocracy, you’re in one.
Can I at least get some electrolytes please.
Welcome to Costco, I love you!
It’s what plants crave!
Why do we allow these morons to make a mockery of society?
When I first saw Idiocracy when it was perhaps a year or three old, I thought it was stupid. I loved the premise but thought the movie was stupid and too exaggerated. That it would be funnier if it were less over the top.
I admit that I was wrong about it being exaggerated. But I was right that it would be funnier otherwise because it wouldn’t have been so prescient.
I admit that I was wrong about it being exaggerated.
I read that they got the audience to laugh at the ass movie without prompting them.
We’re fucked.
You don’t think they were actually laughing for 90 minutes straight, do you?
If they’d needed 90 minutes they might’ve been able to get it, but I think they probably stopped filming after a few minutes because that’s all they needed for the movie.
Hey, the President in the movie recognized that there was someone smarter than him and got him to help solve a major problem. That’s actually better than Trump did.
They’re actually mistaking Adam Kinzinger and Rudy G?
Gotta love the Streisand effect on display. Wouldn’t have known he smells if they hadn’t “fired back.”
Are you sure about that? Because every picture I see of the seditious fuck makes him look like he smells of hamberder grease and dirty adult diapers.
Apparently the smell is body odor and makeup…which makes sense
Bob Woodward said he could clearly smell Trump’s full diaper.
Well, let’s just say them fighting hard to say he doesn’t confirm all of our suspicions.
Perhaps he needs a face diaper to contain all that shit coming out of his mouth.
Absolutely. I hadn’t thought about his odor at all. If they’d left it be, the issue would’ve disappeared in a week’s time. Now “so, what did he smell like…” is the first question I’d ask if I was talking to somebody who met him.
Melania always seemed to have a look on her face like someone just farted. I now know why.
Would be hilarious if there was a whole bank of Melania photos where she’s smiling from ear to ear when she’s not around him.
She’s saving all of them up for his death
He’s an old fat guy with a poor diet, of course he smells.
I don’t really care if he smells, but I think it’s really funny that they care that somebody said it.
Honestly it would be this that brings him down. Everything else is fine but not being smelly.
Jingle bells
trump smells like shit
That is all.
Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.
Jingle bells,
Donald Trump smells,
Pro-se-cute him all the way!
Oh, whata time
It is to live!
Let’s li-ti-gate all he has to say!
Hey!
Can anyone else improve this?
“Donald Smells” is actually a better fit than “Donald Trump smells” and is probably clear enough with the context of th rest of the song. You could easily include a line about how “Trump” is longstanding British slang for “fart” though and then you get both names in.
Jingle Bells
Donald smells
Jai-l all the way
What a time
To be a live
Let’s lit-i-gate him away
Hey!
Rolls off the tongue better.
I feel like the litigate needs an easier word.
Agreed. Or a different line all together! I was trying to go with a justicey feel instead of just insults
Thank you for pushing through the wall. I couldn’t find the energy myself.
It’s not hard to believe. He did once enter Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
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Too bad that one aide didn’t get the memo and told him about the cheeto dust on his mask when he was touring the factory
how fucked in the head do you have to be to married to this giant human-sized piece of feces
Greed is the oldest aphrodisiac.
It pays well.
They should check out the Economy in Slovakia so they’ll understand her motivation.
Slovenia, and they’re not that poor.
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In some ways it makes sense for someone so full of shit he must be overflowing with it.
Make America Gag Again.
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With his love of junk food, he can’t be smelling great. What you eat is how you smell. Aside from the whole bathing thing. Oh god, I just thought about Trump bathing. Oh god, make it stop.
Are we sure it’s not some power move from his art of the deal? Like he intentionally smells so people are desperate to get out of the room?
“The fart of the deal”
Aah the ole Yu-Gi-Oh tournament strategy I see.
Do not bathe, smell, assert dominance.
The state of American politics
if you’ve graduated from kindergarten, you’re overqualified
Trump’s professional, adult lawyers: “No u”
"Your honor, we are rubber and they are glue. Whatever they say bounces off of us and sticks to you (points at prosecution)
[Yakety Sax starts playing]
Who are you going to believe? Trump’s team or Bob Woodward?
Without knowing anything at all about Bob Woodward? Definitely him.
What is the chance that Trump’s team could actually tell the truth?
