Mickey Mouse is meeting with a divorce attorney. At one point the attorney says “Mr. Mouse, are you sure you want to go down this path? Getting a divorce is a very severe reaction to your wife being silly.”
“I didn’t say Minnie was silly!” Mickey responded. “I said she was fucking Goofy!”
This joke is elevated when you can do a good Mickey Mouse voice.
Full original:
Once, anyway. Presumably.
I’m sure he gets it all the time. Who wouldn’t fuck Goofy?
Don’t stick your dick in crazy. Goofy on the other hand…
I mean he’s a hot dogman. Just imagine what that tongue do.
Giggity giggity
We never found out what happened to Max’s mother, but Mr. Geef seemed pretty resolutely single in Goof Troop.
Should I explain Maxie? How I know your Dad fuh-hyucks?
Most guys will fuck anything, why not Goofy?
He’s fun. He’s caring. He’s lovely towards his friends and family. One could do a lot worse than Goofy.
If you’re telling me you didn’t get hard after seeing him do the perfect catch, you’re a fucking liar.
And he has money.
