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  • tizod@alien.topB
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    10 months ago

    Greetings fellow travelers. I have just returned from the future and I am here to tell you how this all plays out.

    This Bears team manages to squeeze out a couple of more wins behind and vastly improved defense. Eberflus is retained as the head coach but Luke Getsy is let go at the end of the season and is replaced by a guy that Flus met once while shopping for a new pair of khaki pants at Old Navy.

    The team trades Justin Fields to the Atlanta Falcons for a third round pick and goes on to draft Caleb Williams with the first overall pick.

    JF immediately improves to the point where Bears fans keep screaming “where was this Fields when we had him?” The Falcons become consistent playoff contenders and make the playoffs 6 times but only going as far as the NFC Championship game. Fields eventually retires as too many injuries slow him down.

    Meanwhile in Chicago it’s the same thing as always. CW struggles. He has the same sorts of ups and downs except that he’s an emotional basket case and is driven out by the fans and media after he is caught on video saying that In and Out is better than Portillos.

    We all go on to die before ever getting the chance to see this team good again.