Luke at 23 - Jedi Master
Anakin at 23 - Not a Jedi Master
Sith lord, jedi master, tomayto, tomawto
Apprentice* Sith Lord
Assistant to the Sith Lord.
The Sith Lord’s
rightleft hand.
On the other hand, he didn’t get two of his limbs chopped off and end up thrown into a pit of lava a short time later, requiring him to spend the rest of his life in an armored suit. So maybe the incest was worth it?
So maybe the incest was worth it
-FlyingSquid, 2023
Look at Darth Vader. I stand by my statement.
That just activated a long supressed and forgotten part of gaming history. At one point in Final Fantasy XI, you could get a really powerful sword from a dragon. Someone once asked “Would you fuck your sister for a Ridill”. Not everyone said no… I might be getting the phrasing of the question wrong since it was 10+ years ago. I tried googling but nothing came up.
If porn is any gage, a lot would fuck their sister for free.
I could be wrong, but I read someone else’s comment years ago that said the suit was like that on purpose and it was a way for the emperor to control him or something.
Anyway, that might not even be canon even if it’s in some book or game.
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Number of younglings slain:
Luke - 0
Anakin - Numerous“Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?”
“We’re gonna SIIING!”
Luke at 22: Blew up the Death Star
Kinda big thing to not include
Luke at 22: Jedi Master
Anakin at 22: …
Bet Anakin had power converters, though.
Tbf, they both made out with a princess, and while Anakin mostly farmed bots for exp Luke’s actual KDA was amazing.
Did the death star have a daycare? If so, he got anakin beat on younglings slaughtered too.
I don’t think so. The Death Star was a military vessel, and spouses/children don’t usually don’t get to come along on those sorts of things. Having said that, maybe there would be some children on if there was some sort of christening celebration or school field trip on board at the time of the attack.
No, it’s canon there were families on board. It was simply too large to be anything but a city in space.
Yeah but they were evil so it doesn’t count /s
No /s necessary, you live in something called The Death Star, a weapon fresh from killing a planet, and you’re officially the eggs in the anti-evil omelette.
You mean the Imperial Planetary Ore Extractor?
Not sure they even called it The Death Star, just Military Artificial Satellite Spaceship
Of course, the first working one was the 4th itteration of prototypes. So that makes it MASSIV (Military Artificial Satellite Spaceship IV)
I would have went with BABSS, big assed ball shaped spaceship/station.
Thanks, now I’m hungry!
Cannon from where?
Best Buy. I’d go with a Brother instead if I was you, though. Won’t try to fuck you over anywhere near as much.
If I had the guess, one of the novels.
It’s an installation - a miltary base. Guarantee the workers had family spaces / on base housing in it. Considering the size of it, whole cities worth of people.
Bode from Jedi Survivor keeps his kid at an ISB base so it’s not outside the realm of reason.
Is it an installation or a ship? Couldn’t it move around the galaxy to attack different planets? If so, I think it’s more of a ship than a base. Only analog I can think of in our world would be aircraft carriers or battleships, which are commonly referred to as floating cities, yet they don’t have children or spouses living on board.
Only analog I can think of in our world would be aircraft carriers or battleships, which are commonly referred to as floating cities, yet they don’t have children or spouses living on board.
From what I’ve heard, one of the darker secrets though is tbat there is sex and sometimes childbirth that goes on.
Not something the Navy usually likes to talk about.
Yeah, I’m sure that’s happened way more than they’d like to admit.
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… Hundreds
(But not filled yet)
Anakin lost to Obi Wan so I’m not sure how you can consider him the strongest Jedi.
He lost because he was arrogant, not because he was weak. That’s the entire point of the “it’s over Anakin, I have the high ground” thing.
Arrogance should be part of the power calculation though.
Why wouldn’t you include mental character as part of your performance? It matters quite a lot in competitive sports, but what do i know I didn’t watch star wars
Even the strongest Jedi is no match for the High Ground.
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Mace windu was actually strong as fuck though. Like he genuinely bested sidious in saber combat. It wasn’t an act.
Also, I read once that obi wan and anakin were so used to sparring together that the difference in power didn’t matter.
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Anakin was emotionally unstable during his battle against Obi-Wan
Surely being emotionally unstable is a major sign of a bad Jedi. Obi-wan had as much reason to be emotionally unstable but maintained control and won the day, thus is the stronger Jedi.
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Yeah they mean his power comes mostly from anger and anger is a dark side power so not a Jedi. He could have been the most powerful grey Jedi of all time but he will not ever be the most powerful light Jedi.
Not to mention being so easily manipulated into turning and then immediately diving in to his new role to the point of killing younglings and force choking his wife. He was very weak mentally and incredibly immature. He was powerful but wasn’t a master for a very good reason.
When Anakin lost to Obi-Wan hadn’t he already descended into Darth Vader?
He destroyed the Death Star and rescued a princess. Those seem notable.
I mean, compare them at 23 next.
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Kills a Muppet with cringe questions
24?
This.
I had a friend that “trained” french kissing on her brother. She told me this when we were +25 like it was super nornal and one of the pluses of having a brother (he was 1 year young only, so he wasn’t being abused. They were just like this)
These are the dangers of exposing kids to Star Wars too early.
Me at 22:
You’re more than enough.
aww you’re so sweet thx
I love you guys 🥹
Be the sister fucker you want to see in the world. Don’t let your memes be dreams.
thank you, I will go look for a sister then
Kids - listen to me. There’s only ONE star wars movie. The rest are fan-made films that are fun but meaningless. Don’t get confused.
The Star Wars Holiday Special with the Ewoks?
the clone wars movie?
That’s an odd way to spell Space Balls…
Caravan Of Courage?
The Phantom Menace?
Ahem, he was also bulls-eyeing womp rats in his T-16.
Anakin at 22 will be a father in the future.
lol
“Future father” is the glass half-full version of “former child”.
I suppose “expecting father” is probably the more accurate phrase