with blackjack and hookers
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
This and the whole “blackjack and hookers” thing, at least once a day lol
We give our dog an inner monologue. We decided he has a Bender personality and he uses the blackjack and hookers line a lot.
My husband and I use this one all the time
To shreds, you say?
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Shut up baby, I know it!
My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn’t know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!”
I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.
You are technically correct
Which is the best kind of correct
I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.
My favorite Futurama quote of all time!
I’m 40% Futurama references
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Honestly it’s one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
Oo oo
I’m having one of those things !!!
Like a headache with pictures!!!
This is my go to as well.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I never thought I’d die this way, but I always really hoped!
My go-to favourites are “Shut up baby, I know it” & “To shreds you say”.
My wife says “Shut up baby, I know it” regularly.
Two live full-time in my brain:
- “No dogfood for Victor tonight.”
- “That’s a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface.”
