• Luft@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    In my experience, I’ve noted that truck drivers are on avg more likely to be shitty egotistical drivers.

    I think it’s bc they have small dicks, and they feel safe in their giant metal death machine. Nice n cozy, perfectly ready to tailgate a Mazda MX-5

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      10 months ago

      Sadly, we cannot really ban them as they are utility vehicles that a small portion of the population needs. However, I still see freakin’ ads that frame them as fancy cars.

      Czech ad for Amarok V6
      “The new Amarok V6. Pick-up truck for every day. Powerful and comfortable”

      I suggest making it illegal to buy them without a registered company or have them in any color other than matte excavator yellow (for construction) or green camo (for hunting and forestry).

      Yellow truck Camo truck

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        If you can’t put a flatbed or utility bed on it, it shouldn’t be called a utility vehicle. They’re just SUVs with the back opened up.

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          Makes sense. In the Czech Republic and probably most of EU, a standard license applies to vehicles up to 3.5 t. Adding a category would help.

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        In this region, forestry vehicles are either regular-green (more ‘crayola’ than ‘olive’) or just plain white.

        The only people who drive camo trucks here are prepper weirdos or hunter rambos.

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        It’s trivial to setup a company. That’s not a real block.

        Now, some kind of graduated licensing standard (below a CDL, but above the current standard), absolutely.

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      Yeah typical reaction from a car driver. You “people” always have to make some sexual comment about our dicks. It’s like our penis’s live rent free in your sick fetishized little brains.

      Of course if you need to move something the we are the first people you think of as well. But then it’s right back to dicks.

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        Lol i got a van to move shit

        But sounds like i struck a nerve. Do you feel nice and safe in your big trucky wucky, threatening other drivers with grave bodily injury by tailgating them? :o

        Are you sad bc you happen to fit the most basic stereotype easy target joke ever?

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          Yep and I feel safe driving my cars also. I use my truck for fun stuff and daily in a smaller vehicle. My reason for getting a truck never involved my genitals I haul stuff, hunt and fish. Just got a moose into the back this week, am i supposed to do that with a car? You think about genitals way to much.

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          Lol, yes I feel pretty safe in my three ton vehicle. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

          Tell me does it make you feel less safe knowing there are dudes who’s dicks are riding about head level to you? All those dicks at head level riding around you at highway speeds in vehicles bigger than yours. Is the small dick thing a coping mechanism to come to terms with the fact that you encounter hundreds of throbbing cocks at head level every day when you take to the streets?

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            Lol naw, I’m indifferent so long as you’re not threatening me.

            But you deffo seem to have the fragile ego necessary to needlessly escalate while feeling safe, either behind a screen or behind the wheel of a three ton vehicle.

            Sorry about your tiny dick bro. Truly. I hear personality is more important anyway… oh fuck. Wait, you really are tragic huh?

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        The only person who ever cut me off to brake check me after I signaled a merge drove an F-250 dually with a Dallas Cowboys (I laugh just thinking about it) tow hitch and a fake butch name so he could sound tough in the parking lot where nobody knew what it said his name was on the registration.

        I offered to fix the damage out of pocket but he wanted to feel powerful for once in his life, and so he called my insurance because one of the arms on his tow hitch got bent as it shattered the grill of my civic.

        We had been driving in toward downtown LA in morning rush hour traffic and the dude thought it was appropriate to race into my signal, force me off the merge that I had already started so that he could keep me from being in front of him in the right lane.

        I have plenty more I could say about this guy but it’s a waste to say anything more than the fact that he probably got a little dick.

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          10 months ago

          The only person. Well i could say the only person to ever slam on their brakes and get out and threaten me drove a car.

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            I actually stopped driving because of it. I don’t know how much worse the damage would be the next time, the dicks just keep getting smaller and smaller

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              Man your probably gaining weight so it looks smaller.

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          10 months ago

          Sounds like you have a pretty bad dick fetish if a random comment was enough to trigger you. But hey it’s cool if you like cocks, I’m not judging.