just the laughing parts from the laughing policeman.
This is literally just Discord
“Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!”
“Hi there. What can I do for you?”
You could also do the Steve Austin “Won’t Do What You Tell Me”. Glass shatters
4′33″
Your wish is granted.
Anyone who doesn’t pick this will quickly be insane, and have no friends. I walk through a lot of doorways in a day.
At first I was thinking of 45:33 from lcd sound system. But the John Cage background noise is a much better choice.
It does contain a sample of 4’33" if you listen carefully
It’s been a long road, gettin’ from there to here.
You sir, are an evil person. May all your streaming services only play “Section 31” from now until the end of time.
And his name is John Cena!
I just can’t see it.
Realistically, that would get annoying pretty fast and I’d soon learn to hate any song I chose. So I’d pick 4′33″, which is four minutes and 33 seconds of silence.
But otherwise I’d pick “One Bad Tank”, from the video game Left4Dead2. It’s the song that plays when the boss enemy enters a particular map.
Made me think of the sound when you encounter a Pokemon in the OG gameboy versions.
SALSA COOKIES
The first 2-3 seconds of the Cowboy Bebop theme..
Second choice: ~0:48 to about 1:00 of Theme for Jetsetters by The Tikiyaki Orchestra (assuming a fade out near the end)
Third choice: Acapella version of the Pokemon Red Rival Appears music for about 14 seconds. People in the room find themselves disoriented and confused, wondering why on earth they started singing when I walked in.
Wilhelm Scream
I Touch Myself
Starwars’ Imperial March
If you want to come across as the murderous villain you might as well pick bodies by drowning pool. Or pumped up kicks.
Obviously the opening “Heeeeere we are!” from Queen’s “Princes of the Universe”
There can be only one.
The very first part of Locke’s Theme by Sean Schafianski (from Final Fantasy 6)
I like Omen, but it’s not as good if a walk in song. Great soundtrack top to bottom though.













