I saw a post a long time ago about a “Sea plus plus” boat.

I saw a boat named, “más tequila” and the guy towing the boat was driving way too fast for the weight. He got a flat tire and I kept thinking about how he was going to have menos tequila.

I assume naming a boat something alcohol related results in more cops checking them out.

I always loved boat names, and I give names to many of my things, like phones and computers

Boats and beach houses. Something about being close to the water must prime the dad joke cortex. Scientists, please investigate.

“Wood too” and “Wood not” is a missed opportunity for “Wood naut”