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slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago

Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country

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Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago
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WILMINGTON, DE—Expressing relief about his obliviousness to America’s unraveling, former President Joe Biden told reporters Thursday that he was grateful not to be alive to see what Trump was doing to the country.“ I devoted my entire life to safeguarding the ideals of democratic freedom and promoting liberty across this great land, and I cannot […]
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    FUCK this got me lol

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    The only way I could see anyone eating this headline is if they only read “Biden” and “not alive.” I mean, c’mon! If “Biden’s grateful he’s not alive” doesn’t give it away, then you must be eating virtually every onion they publish.

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      Historically, not all onion articles are designed to be “eaten”. Some of them are just plain satire.

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