Has this ever happened before? This is insane lmao.
In a rare Oval Office speech, the president said, “We reject all forms of hate,” against Muslims, Jews and everyone, as he set the stage for a planned request to Congress for $14 billion in emergency assistance for Israel
Is funding genocide with billions not a form of hate?
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And it came to pass, that within 4 days some dumb streamer raised 1% of the American budget for Gazan Aid.
90% of it disappears into random people’s pockets. 5% of it is used to sneak CIA pedophiles into the occupied territories to cause havoc. And maybe 5% goes to giving them water.
the president said, “We reject all forms of hate,” against Muslims, Jews and everyone
Strike that. Reverse it.
he set the stage for a planned request to Congress for $14 billion in emergency assistance for Israel
Lolz. Good luck asshat. You don’t even have a functioning lower house.
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What do those fuckers even disagree about? What color to make the excruciator spikes on the altar of suffering?
Lolz. Good luck asshat. You don’t even have a functioning lower house.
Its funding Israel. They will find a way.
I’m sure they’ll shuffle some money around on the back end and Israel will end up with $14B bonus bucks somehow.
But the money still ultimately needs to come from somewhere. And $14B isn’t small change.
now hes just randomly rambling about Putin
Americans will dismiss Russia as being irrelevant with a small economy while obsessing over it being the source of all evil.
“They’re just a silly little gas station! AND THEY INTERFERED IN OUR SACRED ELECTORAL PROCESS AND PUT A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE! KOMPROMAT! DISINFORMATYA! WHABABABAOUJISM!”
THE ENEMY IS TOO STRONG AND TOO WEAK
The emeny is weak and strong, shifting rhetorical framework, yadda yadda. The first twenty minutes after someone explains it, it feels like you’re seeing the political world for the first time. For the next twenty years it’s just unspeakably, depressingly banal.
Putin can control all elections, influence all world events, and kill anyone on a whim with the help of his shinigami eyes. But he’s also short and gay and has no money for a military and he’s also bald and loves trump (gay)
Also I heard he has cancer and does a daily Joker routine where he shoots a random underperforming military officer, basically Russia is close to collapsing at this point but they still have secret weapons pointed at our undersea cables I think
Not powerful enough to interrupt the MLB playoffs though. All the
out there balled straight through itNobody can contain the power of a baseball fan, or any sports fan really. If sports were played during work hours the economy will collapse in weeks.
A fight between baseball fans and football ultras would be the most one-sided battle in history even if the baseball fans were allowed to bring bats.
Dont know if you’re talking gridiron or soccer, but football ultras in Europe are basically nazi idiots who go to the stadium to enjoy street fighting more than the sports, Yank fans seems very tame in comparison
football ultras in Europe are basically nazi idiots who go to the stadium to enjoy street fighting more than the sports
The most intellectually honest sports fans.
there has been talk of making the monday after the superbowl a holiday
What percentage of hexbears have cable AND actively watch it?
Theres still antennas
I literally had no idea this happened
I have Direct TV Stream but I watch basically nothing live except sometimes football. Usually I will tune in late so I can skip commercials and end the game in real time.
Has this ever happened before? This is insane lmao.
When I was like in 5th grade, I was watching the nightly back to back episodes of the Simpsons. But then suddenly it just cuts to Obama walking down the aisle in his house and announcing the assassination of Osama bin Laden. I know what 9/11 was and who he was, but I literally did not give a fuck. This asshole ruined my episode. And by the time it went back to the show, it was over and the credits were rolling and the night time adult shows were airing.
This asshole ruined my episode
Yet another Obama crime libs will always deny
At least that shit was actually significant. All Genocide Joe did was say he was going to keep doing what he was already doing. Yeah, we figured that, asshole.
Lmao my fucking history teacher stopped to make that announcement before class
My teacher announced it and we were in second grade. I mean we were taught a bit about 9/11 obviously, but I was still pretty fucking confused
The government has some mechanisms for taking control of radio and broadcast television. And there’s that national alert system for sending push notifications to all phones. It’s happened over the decades.
Wait what time? I set Jeopardy to record, this asshole better not have fucked it up
Dictator of the USA Regime forcibly subjects citizen-hostages to his incoherent senile ramblings
In ebil 1984 North Korea, the Great Leader’s speech supercedes all other TV programming.
Biden’s whole attempt to present himself as the modern reincarnation of FDR, with building up an “arsenal of democracy” for fucking Ukraine and the zionist entity, is laughable.
Also it’s been a minute since i listened to him speak for more than ten seconds, has he gotten worse?
“I was in a train and then I wentensaw mhsow zele- presind zelinskee…and I knew America wassa beacon ofope for the worl…”
He’s clearly gotten worse, just imagine him in a debate with
next year.As if either of them would agree to a debate
Stupid question, but is it mandatory to have a presidential debate?
Nope, but there’s a non-profit, the Commission on Presidential Debates that gets funding when they happen. The debates are like the two parties having a smooch with various media agencies. It’s all theater to shuffle money around, there’s nothing in the constitution that says debates need to happen.
There’s also nothing in the constitution that says people directly vote for president. Senate is allowed to choose someone random if no one gets 50% of the electoral votes.
Back in the day the League of Women Voters put on the debates and if you wanted any credibility you had to show up. Then the parties were like “Wait, why are we letting an independent group write the questions? This isn’t af ucking democracy!” and took control of the debates. Now it seems like htey’re just doing away with the pretense all together.
I wonder what kind of drugs he will get
The kind you get from the pineal gland of a living human body.
Sadly unlikely
His team went for the FDR comparisons, Biden kept fucking it up by mentioning how much he was trying to be Reagan
Presinald Trunt
Like all old folks. With time it just gets worse till you die
I’ve never truly understood the phrase “stumbling over your words” until I heard Biden speak
Wait what? I don’t have tv
Didn’t every cellphone in America receive a “test-alert” the other week? Probably routine.
Motherfuckers woke me up with that shit. I have to work at night assholes
because the alert was able to override volume/mute settings it screwed over many people in Amish Communities, and other people with secret phones
not to minimize your circumstance, I also worked nightshifts and the struggle is real
I hadn’t even thought about that, that’s so fucked up
Many people in jails and prisons got caught having phones due to it also.
I fucking hate software defined inputs. A button should open or close a circuit.
The NSA disagrees with you
Hamas haven’t even been launching subsequent attacks in the past week, have they? It was just a one-and-done few-day thing with a couple follow-up rockets.
you don’t understand, they literally did 9/11911
It’s great how many different potential interpretations of this one simple sentence there are
do we have a max headroom emote yet
I’m now envisioning a truly cursed mashup of Max and Biden called Jacks Headroom
No! Sorry, not cursed enough.
closer, not Biden-ey enough though, needs 2pixel hair (non-polygonal hair) and a corpse grin
If you don’t like it, then vote for the other Biden
I can’t adequately express how very much I am delighted with - and impressed by! - this image. You’re amazing!!
Can I get this in Lenin?
Mom, there’s some old ghoul rambling incoherently on the tv!
Could this have been purely to get ahead of reporting on the hospital?
