Wonder why it looks like 1982 outside.
I can smell the engine fumes in this picture
Actually 2002 was pretty good in terms of climate change. The only big ass car was the van, the ford truck and explorer. Everyone else was barely getting into SUV space wasting. Catalytic converters were a daily thing and you had to pass smog just like today.
Save enough money to buy/mine at least 40BTC, then retire early
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What would you do?
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I’m deeply sorry to hear you went through that, that’s awful. I guess my question is more asking for clarification on the lessons the comment OP should have learned in the last 23 years
Use the money from the Bitcoin to support a left leaning party.
Sell the Bitcoin to buy off the DNC to force them to stop backing Hilary in 2016.
Don’t loose the 7btc for 7€ each Biy more, even.
Write a detailed cautionary tale about the future in the form of a cyberpunk novel that either doesn’t gets published or that is largely received as a cool roadmap instead of a warning.
Oh so you wrote “Do not invent the Torment Nexus”.
Tell people the funniest joke about who would become the president of the USA, and that the president would be a lap dog of Russia.
do I wake up in 2002 at the age I was that year or as my current age?
current age: find my family, convince them I am who I say I am, and get a bunch of preventable health issues checked out
age in 2002: play super smash bros lol
Tell everyone I know to STOP teaching old people how to use the internet!!!
So much this 😭
- assassinate an infamous real estate mogul
- turn in a well connected financier that owns an island
- expose the Pandora and HSBC papers
That well connected financier isn’t the only one, isn’t even the biggest or worst one. Why focus on him?
because he’s the one with the island of secrets that could take them all down.
Figure out when I can buy Bitcoin.
2009, so in 7 years.
- Cry that I’ll have to deal with dial up internet again (my first broadband came around mid 2003)
- Be glad that we’re back to Windows XP, not as glad that most linux distros still suck for desktop users
- If it’s May or earlier, buy USD (I live in Brazil and that year the exchange went from 1USD ~= 2,35 in March to 1USD ~= 3,85 in October, due to elections)
- Wait, do I even have any money? Gotta hurry to the bank and see if my account exists and has what I had yesterday (2025)
- Fuck, paper money and coin for nearly everything
Invest in a few companies, then invest in Bitcoin right from the start, invest some more,. become the first trillionaire by 2010, use my influence to become sort of a benevolent dictator to push for actual democracy, and eventually get multi millionaires prohibited by having counties simply place hard caps on net worth (app beyond a certain level goes to taxes)
You can’t be a benevolent trillionare. Now, rub yourself with the spices, you’re going to the oven
I would
I would use it to remove the rich from this world. Force hard taxes, hard caps on net worth
Try to short Enron, and then cry because I was a year too late
Hug my mother. I miss her.
Go back to sleep and hope to wake up in the 80’s.
Kill the man before he raped my brother.
Invest in all the right stocks, then use that new Internet cyber-thing to promote the relationship between a famous blowhard conman and world’s biggest child sex trafficker, and get them both thrown in prison, then invent eBay, PayPal, and Reddit.
