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Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft
Gallows and a buttplug
Nice
I have adhd. This is mean.
What’s your current hyperfix?
I’m thinking about trying to start a drywall company 😂.
Ah. Super neich, risky, AND expensive. The trifecta.
A cat and a… cat.
A laptop and an… uhhh… a laptop and a… fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.
A MacBook in the left hand, a Microsoft Surface in the right.
Fine, but when I introduce your figure to the rest of G.I. Joe, you’re teaching them how to run Linux on both.
This is me.
God im the most boring, terminally online person ever.
Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians
A bottle and a martini glass.
Cheers!
We could be friends! I come with a bottle of bourbon and a guitar.
My strap-on and a vape
Many things “strap-on” these days…
Care to elaborate?
Also… many things can “vape”
Care to elaborate?
Wow, you’re so special
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A pillow and a blanket
Lame… you need drugs
Melatonin.
bucket and a rope
“Uh…um…LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN’…”
Do what now?
Lemme ask you something…
I’m still here, I’m just real depressed
My two cats.
Though to them, I am the accessory.
a coffee and a second coffee
Laptop and a bag of chocolate
Same
A joint and a red bull
Ha! I was gonna say a blunt and a monster!
I guess we’re nemeses now 😂
Our battle will be legendary. 👺
Or you can double-team the dude that saunters in with a 5-hour energy and a vape.
I’m always down for a dp…I mean a double team.
Ok you talked me into it, that guy clearly has to be stopped
Bong and an espresso?
You sound like my partner.
Depression and debt
