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Bastards, bitches and assholes.
Penn Jillette has some shit takes at times, but I feel like he landed on a good one when he was workshopping an inclusive greeting on his podcast:
“Welcome brothers, sisters and siblings to…”
Fuck yeah, Kenji! (He’s the one that popularized the phrase afaik, apologies if not)
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I’ve only heard Thomas Sanders use it. Maybe he started it? ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯
Oh this is pretty good… I’m stealing this.
“What’s up, my beardos and weirdos!”
(One Topic references, these are the sounds of One Topic references)
Oi cunts! Seems to fit everyone…
Fails hard if you can’t do an australian accent and you’re speaking to an audience of women though
That’s far more of a UK phrase, IMHO. 😅
“Sup Fuckers” is my go to.
Reminds me of the official English translation for the Azumanga Daioh manga, where Osaka walks into the room and greets everyone by saying, “Sup, numb nuts!”
I tried watching Macross Delta before english subs were offered; the fansubs by Deadfish, included these simple lines which in my head-cannon are a flawless translation of what the japanese characters said:
“Jellyfish chips is like crack.”
‘Yes.’
my question is would they know what crack is?
Also I need to watch the fansubbed version of Delta.
Dude I literally typed your exact comment, said “ah fuck it,” backed out, scrolled down, and read your comment. I legit checked to make sure it wasn’t me who posted it.
Well, my nose is now burning because I just shot coffee out of it. Thanks for that.
Happy to help!
The south, interestingly enough, always got it right: “Y’all."
That’s the singular. The plural is All y’all
Nah, y’all is a small group. All y’all is a big group.
Being from KY I am certified to speak on these matters. Y’all, 3 or less. All y’all, 4 or more.
More neutral than Michigan, “Alls you guys”
Alright losers listen up!
SUP NERDS
Sup fuckers and non-fuckers (ace inclusion is important)
Ladies, Gentlmen, and other androgynous creatures (odo)
Odo: the only one we don’t include in ACAB. (and even then, I mean… we kinda do)
“Sup dudes” is what I use. easier.
edit: if there’s any confusion, always defer to the philosophy of Ed from Good Burger.
“I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. Cause we’re all dudes! (hey!)”
Dudes, guys, and boiiii are gender neutral terms and that’s a hill I’ll die on
Well get ready to, 'cause I need you to go to the bar and ask a straight man if he fucks dudes, guys, or boiiiiis.
That’s his business
What’s his business?
Careful, some weirdos will get offended at that one for absolutely no reason.
I addressed everyone as dudes in a work email once, a woman I worked with mentioned she wasn’t a dude. Yes, she was just messing. The next email I addressed it to Glorious Comrades. It became an inside joke between us for a while.
Maybe, but that’s like… Their opinion dude
you can’t just say that, what if they’re not a dude? (•ˇ_ˇ•) /s
Their.
Woopsie
no. no ponies.
My manager says “hello kittys”, that one is excellent because it weirds everyone out. Especially in a button-down corporate environment.
Makes me think of that Discord role call video.
Guys, gals and nonbinary pals
I learned this one from my pal scoots.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and friends beyond the binary. It’s time for Sleep With Me, the podcast that puts you to sleep!
Greetings, citizens of earth
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okay, “Citizens of Earth, and our esteemed guests:”
“What up, dipshits?”
“Greetings, programs!”
Mm greetings programs in meat hardware
Alrighty campers
“Citizens”
You’ve violated the law!
But what about foreigners and stateless?
“Neigh/Them” pronouns.
It seems we have Neigh sayers here
