• KISSmyOS@lemmy.world
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    “Please note: The cost of your choice of gift will be deducted from your next paycheck,”

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      You actually might very well end up paying taxes on it

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      Attention all Hudsucker employees. Attention all Hudsucker employees. We regretfully announce that at thirty seconds after the hour of noon, Hudsucker time, Waring Hudsucker, Founder, President, and Chairman of the Board of Hudsucker Industries, merged with the infinite. To mark this occasion of corporate loss, we ask that all employees observe a moment of silent contemplation. [moment of silence] Thank you for your kind attention. This moment has been duly-noted on your time cards and will be deducted from your pay. That is all.

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      There will be a $20 gift fee and an additional service and shipping fee. How much would you like to tip? 12, 16 or 20%?