And I got a blank space, babyyyy
You can tell from the quality of his work that this might be the first time he’s done any kind of manual labor.
What a thrill for him to pretend he’s a working man. Probably got done went home opened a $12 microbrew and really let his hair down.
That’s the first thing that came to my mind. Drips all over the place, looks like a toddler did that.
He’ll hire a crew of underpaid illegal immigrants to fix that right up I’m sure
If it was his house, for sure.
He doesn’t give a shit about the commons, as long as they don’t say things he doesn’t like.
And he couldn’t find a matching colour?
Painting without splatter is woke.
(I hope MAGA takes note, starts splattering paint around their houses, and claims it’s peak performance.)
He looks like a fat seagull after dumping a massive lump of guano on the wall.
Sincerely hope it gets tagged again over the paint.
That’s a lot of cum, even for Ted Cruz.
Is this Ted Cruz?
It looks like him, but that doesn’t look like Cancun in the background so I’m skeptical.
It is! He’s pictured here being a bootlicking lil chud and grandstanding over some anti-Kirk grafitti
I would recognize that oversized belly anywhere.
Lol, the locals are going to put that back with emphasis after seeing this.
Race me.
Why is there a period after FUCK?
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We don’t want him here in Houston. How much did this fucking photo-op cost the state?
He looks like what you’d get if you shook out every TV-facing recliner chair in America, scooped all the middle-aged man skin flakes and loose hairs into a pile and added a little bit of water.
Damn that’s vividly disgusting. Well done.
He sure is. I’d rather drink a gallon of that slush pile than shake his hand.
Nah perfect opportunity to stink palm the fucker
He made it worse.
The story of Ted Cruz’s life.
Alternate option if you’re a spreader of dank (see also; shitty) maymays
So he half-assed it?
This has to be a huge motivations for taggers to tag this again, and add a bunch more around the same area.
Ew, can I just do the second one please?
How about we don’t turn more fascists into memes? We already have the Stephen Chowder “change my mind” meme and that’s one too many.
Goddamn, “Ted”, do you suck at everything you do?
Dude had to use the 2m pole because he obviously doesnt know what the flat part of the paint tray is for and would look like a pollock bukkake party if he use the hand roller with that much white paint on it.
Hes getting a lot fatter. Must be on Trump’s McDonalds diet.
Shit, I didn’t even think the text was shopped on at first; I thought maybe the tagger just used that crazy paint that bleeds through normal paints that get used to try and cover up the graffiti. 🤣
I’m helping!
I’m good for something!
Why does he have two paint trays filled with the same paint for a section of that size and did he apply it with the roller or did he just literally throw the paint at it?
Looks like one was a tray and one was a cover. Probably had the cover in the tray, didn’t secure it or it was the wrong size or shape, and was having problems. So, he took the cover out and just used the tray. I’m sure he had no idea what he was doing.
I zoomed in to check and yeah, that’s a paint tray cover. Jesus fuckin’ christ…
