Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoLPT: Never get a tattoo in a language that you don't understandlemmy.worldimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up11.25Karrow-down119
arrow-up11.24Karrow-down1imageLPT: Never get a tattoo in a language that you don't understandlemmy.worldStriker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square63fedilink
minus-squareafraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·9 months agoHer: I am struggling with two words. Me: Ok. Her: Fuck and fuck. Me: umm Her: the first one is like a thing for eating a meal. Me: Oh! Ok “fork” is what you eat with and “fuck” is what you do in private or yell when something goes wrong. Her: Say it again. (Multiple minutes later of me saying fork and fuck) Her: So I eat with a for-K and f-U-ck in private. Me: You got it, now go and fork yourself. (Me getting hit with a pillow multiple times while laughing)
Her: I am struggling with two words.
Me: Ok.
Her: Fuck and fuck.
Me: umm
Her: the first one is like a thing for eating a meal.
Me: Oh! Ok “fork” is what you eat with and “fuck” is what you do in private or yell when something goes wrong.
Her: Say it again.
(Multiple minutes later of me saying fork and fuck)
Her: So I eat with a for-K and f-U-ck in private.
Me: You got it, now go and fork yourself.
(Me getting hit with a pillow multiple times while laughing)