I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn’t be that different. Crack would be way more available, likely with like, crack restaurants and shit. Poor people would basically crack-starve the way they food starve now. Same shit, different day. Except now we know the governmental officials are high as fuck, instead of just suspecting as much.
And I imagine my house would be cleaner. Zip zip zip.
If it happened all at once, but crack supply didn’t also grow at the same instant, a lot of people would be crashing in a few hours
Realistically almost everyone would have a bad year and a lot of recovered crackheads would relapse.
I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn’t be that different.
there would be signs
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Timmy already made the wish for caffeine and we are just unaware that our reality was changed from one where coffee was illegal
Coffee doesn’t get rid of my teeth tho
Neither does weed but that’s illegal. And, drinking too much alcohol destroys your body and kills you. The legality of a substance doesn’t really align with what things are healthy and safe to consume.
I don’t know how something that dry your eating hole out would be good for your grill.
I mean, I’m not a grill scientist. I could be wrong.
Did you have a stroke or am I having a stroke?
I read this 50 times and I’m still not sure what you just said, could you rephrase it please?
Yes, yes, certainly.
Mmhhmm
I don’t know how something that dries your mouth so terribly can be good for your teeth.
I mean, I’m no dentist. Maybe I’m wrong.
Is that better?
Yes, thank you
I wasn’t reading it correctly before, I’m too high I guess lmao
I just find I drink a lot more water to keep my mouth from being dry, and I don’t think that is bad for me
One more for good measure.
Bruh, dat shit give you cottonmouth. That gotta be hard on your teeth.
Maybe ask a dentist though. I ain’t know shit anyway, just guessing.
Ah yes, the Futurama Crack Mansion!
Without a cure for ADHD this is actually free healthcare woo!!!
It would be like China during the Opium Wars
He just doesn’t want to be the only one anymore
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See I wouldn’t be addicted to crack if it weren’t for those fairy godparents!
I heard this in Crocker’s voice
FAIRIES! 0.o
Wait was Reagan…Timmy before growing up?
No, these were his later years as president. Or at least how he remembers them.
Does nothing unless you know it’s crack you need. Otherwise we’d just think we had a bad Covid-19 case.
Almost everyone would have withdrawal syndrome, it would be fun
Honestly, other than all the recovering addicts getting screwed over a lot of people would learn real quick not to be so judgemental.
It’s good to teach empathy, but not in such extreme way…
It would be the same as it is now except crack/powdered cocaine would substitute sugar.
Doesn’t this go against “Da Rules?”
It goes into effect for 10 minutes before the fairy swat team rolls up. Or something like that, it’s been a long time since I watched this
They’ll be too busy smoking crack to bother
Its just so moreish
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