The Narcissist’s Prayer
That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it. <- he is here And if I did, you deserved it.inb4:
And if it was, you deserved it.
Ah, that old GOP favorite, the “Schrodinger’s Joke” defense against encouraging stochastic terrorism …
New rule: lawmakers don’t get to joke about fascist policies
No, no. This just tells us who to primary, before the primaries.
Markwayne will never beat the joke his parents pulled by giving him that name.
Savage, love it.
My go-to bully defense is making fun of their name, it’s so innocuous and not profane, yet it still stings and makes people wonder if they do have a stupid name :)
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His momma Bubbafred, named by her mother Winfred.
Markwayne “Hillbilly Is In The Name” Mullins
Spoiler: No he wasn’t. He meant every word of that crap. He just thought others agreed with him.
Naw. He was probing for reactions to see if he could get away with it
Gee, wonder how well the “I was just joking” defense would work for those non-MAGAts among us…
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Classic bully excuse
dude they never stop lying. I think mostly these days I’m just mad at how stupid they think we all are
I didnt elect my representatives to make jokes, and I’m sure others haven’t for theirs. fuck off.
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there’s this joke about a republican senator I heard years ago. it starts off with his constituency beating him so hard that his next two children end up in wheelchairs. when the local news picks up the story they ask him, “do you have any regrets?” and the senator says, “of course I do! I have two.”
You can’t do that.
You’re an government official, not someone tanking a Tuesday-noon stand-up gig. If you want to be “funny” and intimate violence toward political opponents “as a joke”, quit and pursue that comedy career you’re tripping over yourself to practice.
We can’t keep letting public figures say insane shit and walking it back “as a joke”. You shouldn’t be able walk anything back. If you want to recant, it’s an official motion you have to make and you’re fined regardless, if it was a threat/incitement to violence or slander/libel.
They should be afraid of the words they use because those words have a greater effect than the average person.
“I was just joking… unless, y’know… you’re okay with it.”
the classic “Oh shit, I’m getting to much backlash…uh… uh…umm…er…uh… IT WAS A JOKE, GOD, STUPID LIBTARDS TAKE EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY!”
It’s a prank bro.
Hey Markwayne you should put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the trigger with the safety off haha jk but what if?
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