If an Onion article hurt your feelings: good.

You’ll get no sympathy from me.

Because of “conservatives”.

https://youtu.be/E4CI2vk3ugk

Then why doesn’t that little boy look all soaking wet? Related question: is he about to kick that little boy’s ass?

The care Bears movie was most illuminating in that regard. Tenderheart Bear has a cousin: Lionheart Bear.

I was a kid in the 80s, during that sweet spot of Care Beardom.

They’re all dickheads, but he actually looks like one. So do his weird “space” ships.

If you’re gonna commit crimes, don’t post the videos to social media.

Awww 😥

Why does he look so wet?

All names are invented

That’s sad to hear. The content on there is amazing for the most part. But, apparently, not cluttering it up with a bunch of junk is actually costing them somehow.

We’ll see…

So much for that Disney budget

Nice try, Nicole

For what it’s worth, the capacity of Commander data did very a little bit during the show, but I just chalked that up to a few upgrades.

Besides, I think it’s important to mention that data was not built for storage capacity. He only had as much storage capacity as he realistically would need during his lifetime. Until he could get an upgrade, I suppose.

If anything takes out Reddit, it will be Reddit itself

People around here have better things to do

We’re not interested in being competition. Just a nice alternative.

I got mine three weeks ago from Amazon. How much more new can it get?

lol

That is for shaving his head. Geordi uses one in an episode of the next generation.