Undocumented mess, here I come

Edit: Some of these are actually pretty affordable. Hmmm

Thanks, I’ll look into that!

My partner and I are nominally poly, but it fell apart last time. Basically, the metamour got a good job in another state, and my partner wants to stay here to care for his aging parents.

My cat makes little vroom noises when he gets the zoomies.

Username checks out

We didn’t call them influencers, but people like Glenn Beck and Billy Graham were absolutely influencers. My parents whole church hung on their every word, so you really can’t say everybody knew to ignore it either lol.

Nah, back then you bought a microphone and broadcast your conspiracies via Citizen Band radio.

Isn’t the When We Were Young festival just 90s reenactment?

I wish the closest pool was cheaper and not half an hour’s drive away. It’s supposed to be good for your joints, and lord do I need it.

Don’t gotta worry about flames if you’re in the water, right? Haha

people think it’s weird that I sugar my entire body

Just gotta get into swimming then. Whole body depilation is normal for swimmers, since body hair creates drag in the water and slows them down.

That having a better education is directly tied to income levels, so talking down to ‘idiots’ is actually some bougie bullshit.

Finally, a good thing I didn’t have on my bingo card

I don’t really wanna do the work today

You can’t be naked and have the curtains open here. Its indecent exposure and you go on the sex offender registry.

Theres a pain joke in there somewhere

The first? Wasn’t LOIC open souce?

Theres a large amount of anthro spider porn in general

Can confirm, it’s still visible on lemmy, but it’s collapsed on my piefed alt

Hey, she’s just got 6 years experience with being 18.