I would have recommended “Cap’N Crushing Depression”
Or possibly “Cap’n Budget Crunch” with the speech bubble saying “This is my dinner.”
Cap’n Budget Crunch is so good. I hope someone like suspicious plant does something like that.
edit: it’s not suspicious plant. I can’t remember the username, but it’s the person who makes the fake packaged toys and stuff.
I think it’s Obvious Plant.
That’s the person 👉😎👉 Thanks, it was bugging me.
Oops! all
- college debt
- untreated psychological issues
- bills
- layoffs
- absence of human connection
- unhealthy coping strategies
Plus self-inflicted struggles like:
- self-diagnosed ADHD
- self-diagnosed autism spectrum
- non-binary gender so every wc in the world is kind of awkward
Maybe also emphasize he can’t afford a boat.
Since the Cap’N feels nothing, guess that includes not feeling his cereal cut open the roof of his mouth.
“I had crystal-sharp sugared cereal for breakfast to see if I still felt something “
Cap’n Kaladin
Kal feels things, like loss and agony and the crushing weight of every single failure hes ever experienced
