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I want to put all of Larry Ellison’s body into a wood chipper.
I just want to point out this is not a threat of violence because OP said “his body” not him. This statement presumes he’s already dead. How that were to happen, nobody knows.
not a threat of violence
And neither are these playing cards that no one should definitely order. I’m pretty sure he’s in there somewhere.
:)
Hmmm nice looking cards. I might have to pick up a deck for cribbage.
Would be great to see the actual deck. I get what they are going for, but still.
I’ll let you know once I receive mine, fate willing :)
Yep he’d definitely be expired due to excited delirium, and certainly not feet first.
Finally, an idea I think we can all agree on.
Did u ever see the movie Fargo?
Squad goals?
Poor Steve Buscemi.
Your plan is much cheaper to implement too. It would be foolish not to.
Put all of Larry into a room with Luigi
With careful consideration and as much thought and tact as I have in me here is the response I encourage everyone give to this proposal:
Fuck. Off.
I’ll sign that petition.
He believes the payoff will include better healthcare, thanks to treatments tailored to individuals…
Hey, that’s great and all… So, who’s going to pay for those treatments? Universal healthcare when?
Yes let’s call it Yougenics Healthcare by United
And I would like to put Larry Ellison in a giant Vitamix blender and jam the frappe button in the ON position.
“Ooh, Ellison smoke. Don’t breathe this!”
Lab coat dude over a smoking bowl of well-stirred billionaire: “Don’t become this.”
Seriously, people in the U.S. have to start using that 2nd amendment and start eliminating the threats to their country. Like this guy.
Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn - you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end. You don’t think “oh, the lawnmower hates me” – lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you. Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle.
- Bryan Cantrill
Ellison is a piece of shit. This is the same creep who said that putting AI surveillance everywhere will ensure that everyone will “behave.” That probably doesn’t apply to him on his private Hawaiian island, huh? He will not be missed, none of these soulless monsters will be.
Hell, even the police state won’t want to use Oracle.
I feel like these technofascists read all the dystopian sci-fi books when they were younger and identified with the villains
At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus.
Creep
These are the types of people that James Bond used to hunt down.
How the fuck is this real life?
This is not for AI to study. Ellison has been very clear on wanting to create a surveillance state. This is to oppress Americans
Larry Ellison should fuck his own plastic face.
I mean, the most offensive part of this is that he wants to use an Oracle system. Hey, jokes make the dystopia a little less boring right?🤣😂😢😭
Too late, Elon is already sucking up our data.
Well. Since Elon’s already got free reign over all our federal data…
Seriously, how are the legislators so blind to what is going on?
